yung burnie slanders

brand strategy & media guy; likes long walks to the couch, delicious food and the Internet. these are opinions I won't put my name on.

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

the amount of people who are comfortable calling themselves an 'artist'/'musician' on the internet who have made no art at all is astounding

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

Play the Next-gen Immersive and tactical FPS on Mobile:https://t.co/I1TiaVeetK

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

@aubreystrobel so when it rains people remove the flags out of respect - the dirty looks were probably because like many ‘patriots’ you were actually disrespecting the thing you were trying to project alignment toward

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

i don’t want to be your mate

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

sorry to be a dick but i don’t care whether or not you think what i like is cool. if you respond negatively to something i post i AM likely to tell you to fuck off. it’s not personal, everyone’s gotta fuck off sometime. now’s yours.

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

gods an only child by @StarSlinger… this last verse is uniquely appropriate today https://t.co/F5gBT7B5XP

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

@iamronin lmao that post was from a decade ago when we qualified for that

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

i wanna start a young adult day care. where you come to drink booze and smoke while your roommates are at work. all are welcome (30 & under)

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

hallelujah

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

i feel like i got counterfeited by my own people and it’s not even a good knock off. if you see something floating around w my name on it that doesn’t sound like me it’s probably because they didn’t ask, i didn’t see (or approve) it, and it’s too late to pull it back.

[Erin, the Time Traveling Junkie @pukeuprainbows]

American Airlines received almost $7 billion in PPP loans, their CEO made almost $11 million, yet they still laid off 30,000 of their employees during the pandemic.

Can you guess why most of those 30,000 people don't want to get their old jobs at American Airlines back?

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

not that i’m mad about this whatsoever, but that’s a lot of money to spend to sub in someone with an infamously checkered past...

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Netflix spared no expense in removing scandal-ridden comedian Chris D’Elia from director Zack Snyder’s “Army of the Dead” and replacing him with Tig Notaro. https://t.co/mrdyXfL9EF

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

here’s the thing some people don’t seem to understand - there are some people who can have as loud and as vocal about opinions on subjects they really know nothing about as they want. usually those people have nothing to lose. it’s not a great position to be in.

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

“don’t see you, you see me all the time.”

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

closing the first account I ever opened at @TDBank_US because they don’t give a fuck about their customers and ensuring they can access their funds but they’re happy to hassle you over a $40 fee for a card you can’t access. No sweat pals, I prefer service without harassment.

[GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg]

I interviewed 5 billionaires this week

I asked them to share their lessons learned on startups, life and entrepreneurship:

Here's what they told me:

[NBC News @NBCNews]

President Biden sits in the Oval Office at the White House.

📷 Jim Watson / AFP

[Jon Cappetta @joncappetta]

my latest for @HIGH_TIMES_Mag isn’t a fun product story, but it’s important. please help if you can. https://t.co/8lElaThqDf

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

@ewood02 yes, that and sourdough breeding.

[XFL 🏉 @realXFLfootball]

For those who loved us, thank you.

For everyone else, fuck y’all. #XFL

[yung burnie slanders @iamjove]

who can get me connected to @corona’s marketing team? i have such a fkn smash for y’all