Actual convo from my house inspector:
Him: So that’s your bedroom?
Me: Yes
Him: That’s the room I would choose
Him: So what makes you feel safer your huge dog or that baseball bat by the door?
Me: My knife
Him: That works too
#wtf
Outrage after video from inside the Mokai Lounge in Miami goes viral - a dancer riding into the club on a white horse. The panicked horse throwing her off. Now, officials investigating Mokai for animal abuse and public health & wellness safety. Full story & video coming soon.