Stoney🙃

The life of a show boy🗿

[Stoney🙃 @iamkahiga]

'The best view of a man is from below' hands down the best line from The Oddessy

[James @MrJamesKe]

Not only did she use the “actually,” but she also insisted on “save this post.”

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

Na saaiii??

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

"Dad, tell me about September 30th 2026…"

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

Na si gachagua aliwa warn kupanda choppa,😂😂😂ona sasa

[Xhaka_the_vibehealer @The_vibehealer]

Every Zimbabwean now:

[Mukuru Wemazavu @fluenzarr]

Sex is nice but have you ever scrolled the TL after a corrupt tycoon has had a helicopter crash

[James @MrJamesKe]

Helicopter pilot: “We’ve been sent by Kasongo, your good friend, to pick you up.”

Dangote:

[Kamau (not the bully) @josephkamau_]

The Kenyans:

[James @MrJamesKe]

Hizo nguo zake sasa labda they donate to Gaitho juu sasa nani atafit.

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kwani uyo mautetee amededi kwa plane crash ndio alikua aibie zakayo kura ama?

[Ole sieur🇰🇪 @ole_sieur]

Nimeanda local nikajipata wa kwanza 😂😭

[Stoney🙃 @iamkahiga]

Bachelor life itanimaliza mamae. Mkate na sprite siku ya tatu jehova💀

[TOPBOYDAREX🥷🦅🔥 @TopboyDarexxx]

Omo to be bachelor no easy o, na everyday I dey chop bread and sprite. 💔

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Kuna msichana nilikataa some 3 weeks ago and now am having doubts about my decision makings

[ʙᴏᴘ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ🖤🇰🇪 @denzelistiredd]

Waiting for the October payslip at the moment

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

payday is such a beautiful 20 minutes.

[🧣 @notokiki]

“y’all are wanting spider-man but walk past peter parker everyday”

[Wafflezzz @mavella_]

Female colleagues wakijaribu kukufuata for cocktails after work washikie mtura ya backstreet & thank me later.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Were watching something with my parents , my mum says "huyu hata amevaa nguo kweli" . My dad was on his phone , akainua kichwa . My mum akamuuliza "sasa unaangalia nini"
😭??😂😂

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Timeline is messed up. All Iam seeing is bullies uncouth past tweets let me log out for 2 days waiting for things go back to normal for the sake of my mental health .