Gage

Real G’s move in silence like lasagna

[Gage @iAmKrustee]

Everything always works out. Just focus on yourself and make yourself better for the future

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Official statement from ICE:

[NoQuarter Software @NoQuarterSoft]

How I feel every time I launch Oblivion

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

@JonnyRoot_ how to say you’re a pussy without saying you’re a pussy

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

So ladies the type of bullets yall want is Hollow Tips. They expand upon impact insuring that it doesn’t go through a person and hit an unintended bystander and if you’re looking for a type of pistol I’d recommend the M&P2.0. The trigger is one of the best triggers

[꧁トミー ꧂ @tomy_mtg]

カードとそっくり

[clara @leclercsletters]

"can you bring it back, lance?"
lance: no, i'm in the fucking wall

💀💀💀💀
https://t.co/Ynh4dWjDl0

[Erica⁵⁵🏎️¹⁶ @formulaEri]

Lewis Hamilton moved to Ferrari
Max Verstappen apparently wants the Mercedes seat
Carlos Sainz to Red Bull????
Alonso to Red Bull?!?!
Alpine doesn’t have workers anymore!!??

It’s only been ONE RACE of the season 😭

https://t.co/8Sopl5wRtZ

[clown @bugsquelcher]

bro got zonked off CBD water lmao

[Gage @iAmKrustee]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

i’m thankful for boobs and weed and cheesesteak

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Fox News on Biden’s speech but make the footage Trump

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

You can't make this up.

[𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚗 ‹𝟹 @CyberrQueen_]

me yelling “BING BONG” for no reason every 5 mins

[Anthony Pettis @Showtimepettis]

How I feel today 😅😂