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[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@odogwu_ogidi @firstladyship Just search their tweets, if you see nothing on the election, then they supported Tinubu

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

"We should all learn to be kind and tolerate each other"

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

This skitmaker is gradually dropping his fake masculinity and embracing his feminine side 😂

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

ilotbet should sack everyone on their marketing team. Imagine spending millions on world cup ad slot and using this ridiculously made ai video that my 10 year niece can make for free online

Clearly shows this is an anyhow brand, bcos what is this?

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@asemota My oga, 99% of the people having that discussion never see 100m naira

Twitter gist is what it is.... Twitter gist

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@Chike____ Messi has the most golden boots in history actually

Definitely another discussion for another day

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

There may never be a player like Messi.

The 2-greatest scorer, the greatest passer, greatest playmaker, the greatest assist maker, the greatest dribbler, and the 2-greatest free-kick taker.

The only thing that made Messi seem human to us is that we witnessed him in real life

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@Wizarab10 Heartbreak turned Enzo's career at Chelsea. As a man, no greater motivation than heartbreak

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

I remember watching that 2022 final and seeing utd, Madrid and Ronaldo fans almost in tears as Argentina won.

It's the absolute obsession for me

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

This makes more sense, it's not even a Jordan v Lebron argument

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Is the Messi-Ronaldo debate kinda like LeBron-KD where one is obviously the better player but delusional fans try to say otherwise

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

Lool, someone in the comment section said "they were tightly marking him, what was he supposed to do"

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano Ronaldo in the first half:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 successful take-ons
0 fouls won
0 duels won

Despite Portugal having 80% possession.

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

Ronaldo going on air to argue his 🐐 status will always be funny to me.

Messi has more goal contributions
The most decorated club football player
The most decorated national team player
The most individual honours

Omo, the debate is not even debating.

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

There may never be a player like Messi. There will be great goal scorers in the future, like Ronaldo, Messi, Pele, Romario etc. There will also be great playmakers in the future like Kaka, Ozil, Messi, Platini etc.

But guess who's a GOAT in both categories with 1328 G+A.

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

Why always the "Jesus baby" and "daughter of grace". I am beginning to see a pattern here

[Optician-M @Optician_Mercy]

Enugu women are not known to be wicked, they are not part of the Igbo women who maltreats and torture their house help.

If you trace the ancestry of the evil woman who did this to this boy, you will find out she has blood ties with ndi agbenu.

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@eric_tc24 @Mci_tony_ @MikeTyson In that case you won't wear any jersey cos all the countries here have engaged in one form of genocide, mass killings, slavery, colonisation, ethnic cleansing in the course of their history

Spain, Egland, Korea, Portugal, France, Iran? Pick one...

Go outside and touch grass

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@Allezamani It does actually

But some men are built different. Niggas are outhere wifing strippers and pornstars. This is nothing

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

@Wizarab10 @OurFavOnlineDoc Intentional men no dey ever hear word

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Understand. Don't memorize.
Learn principles, not formulas.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths,

After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth.

You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead.

It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire.

In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future.

I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender.

You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership.

If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation.

Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future.

I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country.

My young friends, this is your country. Take it back.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

The God that made men physically stronger than women clocked it.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This little boy was beaten so badly by the woman he’s living with. His parents sent him to live with her as a house help and she did this to him. People on facebook are saying it happened in Awada obosi in Anambra state. How can you do this to a child fgs?

[Uzoma @iamlasbrey]

Bruh, let my nigga finish his meal

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This little boy was beaten so badly by the woman he’s living with. His parents sent him to live with her as a house help and she did this to him. People on facebook are saying it happened in Awada obosi in Anambra state. How can you do this to a child fgs?

[GBOLAHAN 🪬 @gbolaha_n9]

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