This Christmas let’s take a moment and remember Lynn Peltzer who strait up murdered 3 Gremlins in under 30 seconds without even fully understanding what they were.
Billy took a sword to fight the Gremlins at the YMCA when he should have taken his mom!!!
Here’s some real examples:
-that one where Hank gets raped by a dolphin
-the one where Bill suffers a mental break and believes he is his ex wife
-and who could forget the one where Luane gets seduced by a man that wishes he was a pig
MOVIEGOER, 1918: Jesus Christ, that train is coming right at me
MOVIEGOER, 2018: Jesus Christ, that train is coming right at me. And on my 100th birthday
Did anyone EVER notice that Dark Knight Rises is a blatant ripoff of Rocky 3? Even down to the 'break your spirit or your body' line being included. Not to mention Rocky 'Batman' loses to Bane 'Clubber Lang' at first, but finds his eye of the tiger and wins it in fight two.