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[mad @iammadcrazy]

#TFW you are shit talking someone via text, get distracted, and accidentally text it to them instead of your buddy

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@JRRoush11 Start Mahomes, bench Peyton (cuz I love him as a human and think he’d be awesome to have around) and cut Brady.

[mad @iammadcrazy]

If I live past 100yo, it’s because I was still waiting.

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@FlyFrontier - your prices are a joke. $46 for taxes on the ticket, $99 for a carry-on bag. Would’ve been cheaper to fly southwest. 👎🏽😣

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@MaroonedMsFan @noname2020202 @T_Cloud4 Yes. You were asking why so many were coming here. Makes us better in some ways, doesn’t mean they’ll be happy when they can’t afford healthcare and other things.

Was just making the point that they aren’t coming here for healthcare is all.

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@MaroonedMsFan @noname2020202 @T_Cloud4 They come here for other reasons. Persecution (sometimes even death) for loving someone that doesn’t fit what the government sees as “the right” type of love, woman not having rights, girls not being educated at the same level, or even in the same ways, as the boys, etc, etc

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@OrtensiaBianca_ @strawbabyana9 @mrssif93 I think she may think that the female gender is a race. Like “what race are you?” “Oh, I’m female.” But I could be wrong. Either way, one is very racist, and one is extremely uneducated.

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@mrssif93 You are aware that “female” is a gender, it is not a race…

[Madisson DeLisle @MadissonDelisle]

I feel this to my core 🤣😭 #sales #salestalk #humor

[mad @iammadcrazy]

Todo me parece bonito ❤️

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@TonyParks12 Omg you scored their first goal?! 🤣 I missed that hahaha

[deray @deray]

this thread. twitter is gold.

[mad @iammadcrazy]

Accurate

[coolbutpoorguy @coolbutpoorguy]

ppl from the midwest be like “why would i fly it’s only a 14 hour drive”

[Woody B @Woody_B_]

SATAN: Welcome to hell!

ME: What’s for dinner?

SATAN: Steak or nachos.

ME: Wow that sounds good!

SATAN: The steak only comes well done and is slathered in ketchup, and the nachos are potato chips with American cheese slices on top.

ME: NOOOOOOO!!!

[mad @iammadcrazy]

@teangelojr You just made my day a little brighter 😂 "WTF DID I CALL YOU FOR?!" 😂

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Dr. Ford showed courage, power, and strength in her testimony. She should be treated with dignity and respect -- not demeaned and belittled by the President of the United States.

[mad @iammadcrazy]

I'm not a fan of Trump, however, President Obama is who started the presidential national alert system AND did a great job putting some very strict laws in place so that it cannot be abused by Trump. Read up before posting peeps #PresidentialAlert