Irengbam Meghen

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Marijuana is safer than McDonalds

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Go get your weed from your plug. Smoke alone. Get high. Be miserable. Hate your life
-Be A Man

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I knew I was too high when I spent 20 minutes looking for my phone while using the flashlight on my phone to find it. The worst part? I celebrated when I found it like I just completed a side quest. Weed doesn’t make you stupid, it just unlocks secret levels of confidence while you’re doing the dumbest things imaginable. Every stoner has at least one story that sounds completely made up but actually happened. Mine is arguing with a microwave because I thought it was beeping at me with attitude. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done while high?

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Being high is realizing your favorite song has instruments you never noticed before.

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Getting someone high for the first time is an honor.

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Make sure it's work weed before you go to work on it.

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Friedddday, high day

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Cannabis overdose deaths are now equal to the number of people gored to death by unicorns.

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I'm not tryin to tell you how to live your life, but if you're not stoned right now you're not doing it right

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I wish my weed stash would refill as fast as my laundry basket!

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Being close to a stoner means you'll get random 2-minute voice notes of me being high and overthinking...
then another one of me laughing at my own overthinking.

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You can’t buy happiness but you can buy weed and that’s pretty close

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Before you quit smoking weed, remember your plug has a family to feed

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"Smoking all that weed will f ck up your lungs"
First of all, I'm here for a good time not a long time

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Right now, smoking weed is just a hobby, but I'm hoping to make a career of it.

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Cannabis and mushrooms are currently re-shaping human society as we know it.

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Vapes are government propaganda aimed to condition you to enjoy suckin robot dihh

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if we smoking & u bring up aliens & Sh*t, we smoking again 😂

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What's the weirdest thing you've done while high?
Mine was opening the fridge 6 times hoping new food spawned.

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I love when people try to cover the smell of weed with scented sprays. Like "ahh yes pumpkin spice marijuana"