Just say you’re using the restroom. I don’t need to know you’re going to poop, I already know what people do in there. 😭 And please don’t fart 💨 in my presence like it’s normal. Man or woman, keep some mystery alive. Don’t try it with me. Don’t be unfortunate. 😂
One thing about me: once I accept we’re no longer meant to be in each other’s lives, it’s over. I won’t check if you miss me, wonder if you talk about me, or look back. Life keeps moving, and so do I.
This morning I heard someone being called “Igbekoro” (meaning “poo is bitter”). I get one question: who first tasted shit and came back with the review? 😭😭😂
Why e be say na only women dey claim water pikin? 🥹River no dey recognize men? 😩Abi male version no dey? Asking for myself… and other suffering brothers. 😂😂
Nobody sees the worries. The silent tears. The way you pull yourself together before walking through the door.
Keep going. One day, the strength it took to survive these moments will become the reason you never gave up.
Stop making promises you never intend to keep. I don’t chase, I don’t beg, and I don’t remind. I’ll keep matching your energy until there’s nothing left between us. That’s how people lose me.
Dear God… 😭 I’m tired. Please keep stress far away from me. Life has already done enough. I don’t have the energy for unnecessary drama anymore. I just want peace, a soft life, and a happy heart. 💔