Olúwáṣèyí

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[Olúwáṣèyí @iammikeseyi]

Building quietly. Growing steadily. Trusting God completely.

Double A Laundry & Cleaning Service we’re just getting started. ❤️

[Frank Edoho @frankedoho]

@isbae_u’s show isn’t scripted.

The show is attended by people who possess the uncanny skill of laughing at themselves when mocked.

You can’t go there with an ego, or Bae U will devour you.

It also helps for you to have vicious replies.

He got me to attend by begging. 😆

[5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1]

imagine say I just mistakenly give one nepo baby belle, her papa come vex send us go UK coz of shame. We come reach UK dey create couples content for instagram, we come blow, PEPSI come dey beg us to sign deal. My babe come born twins, 1 boy 1 girl, we come name them PEPSI & PEPSIANA.
I come come back Nigeria come become president. I come change the whole economy, Nigerians in diaspora come dey come back cos our country don good.
omo, this pepsi wey I go drink this night ehn.

[ONOME🇳🇬🇦🇹🦅 @Onomz_D1]

You live in a civilized and developed society but it’s obvious you carried the Nigerian mentality of “I beta pass my neighbor” along with you.

Imaginary haters because of iPhone 18pro max wey small underage children dey use like Tecno abroad. God abeg 😂😂😂😂

Who Dey hate on you because of 18pro max? Call them out make we flog them coz dem mumu just like you 🤡🤡🤡

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

Plzz Help me repost until we find some assistance 🙏😩

[BARRY TIPS @CEACER042]

First 10 to like and engage drop aza for dinner 🤝

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DON'T MISS OUT 😄

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[Olúwáṣèyí @iammikeseyi]

@NwaAdaIgbo1 Just 10 years??????

[🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️ @spiRiituaL]

If I could go back to when I was maybe 25 or 30... This is the advice I'd give myself because I see the leaks in my world today and hope someone learns from it.

1. STAY.

Stay when nobody is clapping.

Stay when the idea stops being sexy.

Stay during boring operational years.

Stay long enough to develop managers.

Stay long enough to build systems.

Stay long enough for compound effects to appear.

And when something truly is dead:

end it completely.

Don’t keep dead projects on emotional life support.

2. Don't be like me... I divided my money, attention, emotional energy, time, and leadership across too many futures... and none of them received enough concentrated force for long enough.

Five promising things can leave you poorer than one or two boring things that compound for ten years.

You might be a man with great ideas and crazy ambitions but:

Let ONE become the main mission. It gets the overwhelming majority of your serious building energy.

ONE may remain secondary only if it is cheap to maintain and doesn’t compete with the first.

Everything else gets one of four words: PAUSE, DELEGATE, SELL, or END.

Choosing one does not mean the others were stupid... It means you finally understand opportunity cost.

Many of you who are just like me do not need another beginning... You need a completion.

Those who know me too well or have worked with me will tell you one truth: “If a project stresses SPIRIT, that project is RIP... It doesn't take him time to raze down the structure and vanish.”

Again, NEVER be like me... You need the stress or you might never amount to anything.

And another important thing, have people in your life who understand you deeply and help you understand that life is not about Jump & Jump but instead it is more about Build, Energy & Patience.

I have the best minds working with me, Yomi, Kale, etc... These people are demonically brilliant... But I can tell you today that I wish they were more brutal with me and took advantage of the grip they have on me rather than focusing on protecting the relationship between us.

I love and appreciate them regardless.

In the last few months, my STRATEGIC PROJECT MANAGEMENT supervisor Sir Jace Subramoney changed my life in ways he might never know.

In him, I saw someone who believed in me and was ready to k!ll me if I ever doubt myself.

Both him and his course made me realize how many years, time, and energy I have wasted.

Build a process another human can execute without calling you... Create something that survives a month without your personal energy.

That is the transition from visionary to builder.

Again, don't be like me, don't be tired of visibility... Put yourself out there and keep yourself out there no matter how much you think you have made.

I know better and I am better.

Have a lovely week.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

It's like you people are mad bah?

Shey you've been advised to not engage antiObi tweets again.

There's nothing you want to tweet or quote or reply that you've not been saying since 2022.

Those tweets are paid for.

Stop contributing to their KPIs. Are you deaf?

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Hello Everybody, hope you are feeling fine.
Just to put it out there and clarify things for the last time, I haven’t stopped speaking about the Government, Injustice or Oppression because of threats. Threats have been a normal thing since 2020.
What I said and still stand on is that I am
TIRED of saying the same thing over and over again.
We are too relaxed for a country suffering so much. There is no reason whatsoever on earth for Nigerians to continue to accept the unconscionable level of corruption, oppression and inhumane treatment that has been inflicted on us all these years. And all I’m saying is until we are all ready to take action, I will be cheering on from the sidelines.

I have gone through so so much personally these last couple of years and I’m finally recovering and thankfully beginning to find some peace and happiness which I intend to enjoy as fully as I can without anyone’s permission.

Lastly, most interviews of me you see now are from 2-3 years ago. I have no idea why they are bringing them up now but it doesn’t matter. I stand by all I have ever said. Just be careful that you don’t read only the headlines which are mostly false or misleading.
I have shed some weight so you would know if it’s a recent interview. (I remember body-shaming me was one of the tools APC Slaves used to defend their Masters when they had no logical argument)

Anyway, I will keep you updated on my journey of artistic redefinition and hopefully other exciting stuff 😁

But till then, astalavi 🤍✌🏾

[Oluwatoyin Ann Andrew @AnnSogunro]

He breaths heavily. To everyone single one of you, thank you so much. You all gave him hope again.
7069072101 Opeyemi Sogunro
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We still more help please 🙏 we have a little over a million, and 8M is what is needed.

[ISHOLA @ISHOLLAA]

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[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

When I speak against Nigeria's state of governance. Ewedu niggas crowd my mentions in a masturbation contest. No arguments, just block.

When I make social commentaries like with the China conversation today, Okpa niggas would be masturbating on my timeline. Again, just block.

If you think I will reductify decades of education just to swing into your daily quota of tribalismo, you're in the wrong yard.

If you also think, I will factor tribal affiliations & presume how hurt your feelings will be before I dissect social conversations - again, you're in the wrong yard. Take it to Ewedu Twitter and Twitter for IsiAgu.

You will redirect your madness to the mental institution you belong to.

Not once did I put up a poster that I'm training dogs, you will not bark in my yard.

MY NAME IS SALAKO AND I AM SOLID.

[Olúwáṣèyí @iammikeseyi]

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From washing to drying, ironing and folding, let Double A Laundry take the stress off your hands.

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[Olúwáṣèyí @iammikeseyi]

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[Olúwáṣèyí @iammikeseyi]

@Bankemaestro It's going 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Olúwáṣèyí @iammikeseyi]

It's going 🔥🔥🔥

[Ms. BANKE (H.R.H) 🇨🇦 ☎️ @Bankemaestro]

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[Ms. BANKE (H.R.H) 🇨🇦 ☎️ @Bankemaestro]

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[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Wow bro. Wow.

I've been on this app for 12 years and I've not seen anyone who commands good writing & eloquence just like you, boss.

There's so much I was able to learn from the breakdown in this social commentary.

You're such an inspiration boss. 🙏

[ỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑 @ObaDeleke]

Mr Banks get money, e dey fight with Oku wey also get money and you werey wey no eat dinner yesterday and never know what to eat today dey there dey call one person fool just because you get 300mb to browse.

I pity your papa, no go hustle