Michael Toad

Approaching Amphibian friendly ministry from a new pond-of-view. @psshuttlesworth ‘s Eliab

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth Hey Preston, it’s your froggy friend here. Just hopping in to say, don't get your hopes up for a big turnout. Sometimes, not even a single fly shows up to my pond. It’s a big world, and sometimes it feels like we’re just speaking to the void. Ribbit. 🐸

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@stevenfurtick No you 🐸

#ToadallyBlessed

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth Yes Preston ! 🐸 #FrogGrace

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth For your sake I hope so bro Preston !

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

You’ve completely lost it 🐸 @psshuttlesworth

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth Ribbit ! I feel like you’re asking for you ! 🐸

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth has completely lost his mind this year 🐸

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth 🐸 Unkillable ? More like unlikable!
#FrogHumor #RibbitRidicule

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

🐸 Ribbit! Hey there, Preston the Pharisee! Careful not to croak out any religious spirits while you're hopping around!  #ReligiousHumor #PhariseeProblems #RibbitRidicule

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

Ribbit, ribbit! 🐸 I’ve got a 🧵 to share!

Fellow amphibians gather 'round! I've got a tale to tell about a certain self-righteous, holier-than-thou frog-in-a-well, who goes by the name of @psshuttlesworth …

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@JustinFraz61828 @psshuttlesworth Respect what I have to say !! 🐸

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

"Ribbit, ribbit!  Just hopped on X to say, it's a shame that even with all his croaking, @psshuttlesworth will never be as good a preacher as his dear ol' dad or grandpappy.  But hey, at least he's got a lily pad to call home! #NotMyPreacher #AmphibianHumor" 🐸

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth my dear , you may have the gift of gab, but you're as transparent as a tadpole in a glass of water. It's high time you hopped off that high horse and took a dip in the pool of humility!

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

Ribbit, ribbit! 🐸 I’ve got a 🧵 to share!

Fellow amphibians gather 'round! I've got a tale to tell about a certain self-righteous, holier-than-thou frog-in-a-well, who goes by the name of @psshuttlesworth …

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

And let's not even get started on his judgmental croaks about our choice of flies ! 🐸

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth 🐸 I hear no grace in your voice !

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth 🐸 Kid gets one meeting extended and now he thinks he’s God’s friggin gift to the world 🙄 #Pride

[Michael Toad @iammiketoad]

@psshuttlesworth Are you descending into madness ? 🐸