When I ask for a picture of you holding your ID, I don't need a full-body photo of you posing in sexy boxers, holding your ID from across the room to show me how good-looking you are. 😂
I need to see your face clearly and your ID clearly. That's it.
I don't care about your size, your abs, or your physique. I'm not asking for a modeling portfolio. I'm asking for verification.
I need to verify your identity, not admire your anatomy. 😂💋
How to make a one/two hour go smoothly 🤗
- if the lift is keycarded come down and get her don't ask her to jump in the lift with a stranger or find a keycard hidden in the lobby or any odd combination of the above
- Have champagne on ice waiting in the roommmmm
- I know time is of the essence but don't rush to get her undressed the second she walks in, let her finish her sentence and drink, 15 minutes in is a good ball park
- have perfect and I mean perfect hygiene, shower twice if you need to! Clean your ears & moisturise your face
- think before you ask questions like when did you start this, is this your house, how much do you pay for rent, what’s your real name, do you have another job, what’s your worst experience 😱
- if you can't come cos you've seen other girls that day, know when to give up, don't give her jaw ache or sweat all over her in vein persistence
- don’t ask her on a real life date
Thats the list! 🍾
If you’re worried about someone seeing you out at dinner or don’t have a private card to put a hotel room on maybe this isn’t the extracurricular activity for you.. maybe try pickleball