Definitely Not Chris Pratt

My name is not Chris Pratt

[Definitely Not Chris Pratt @iammmmmgroot]

@ScoopsRus_ MTTSH is full of shit but the fact that Liefeld said this, definitely means it’s gonna be lit 🔥

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Shawn Levy is bad because he…

[checks notes]

…is against innocent people dying?

Weird take, but okay lol

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Director Shawn Levy is a Zionist #DeadpoolWolverine

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@REDACTEDSpider This isn’t true at all. I don’t use the term “woke” because it’s sort of lost its meaning, but DEI is an actual issue that not very many people truly understand the implications. I’m not bigoted. My two best friends are black. I have a trans step son. I love all of them.

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@HolyfieldM5 @thegeekycast I’ve personally seen you steal multiple scoops. Mainly from DanielRPK. And I’ve seen you be wrong about a bunch of scoops you’ve claimed to be your own. You said the next Deadpool trailer was coming end of March of early April at the latest. It isn’t coming until May. You’re fake

[Definitely Not Chris Pratt @iammmmmgroot]

Fake scooper

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@HolyfieldM5 @thegeekycast He didn’t say you were wrong. He said you stole the scoop. And you did. You posted it after all the other accounts did and you didn’t give anyone credit. You aren’t a scooper. You’ve been debunked repeatedly. You don’t have a source. You have too much time on your hands.

[Definitely Not Chris Pratt @iammmmmgroot]

@xspotsdamark @Tahiti_Iti You’re quite literally retarded

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@RAISRAEL2 This is a weird way to admit you don’t even have high school level understanding of statistics

[Definitely Not Chris Pratt @iammmmmgroot]

@_tattoos_4life Your children deserve better parents. Teaching people to judge others based on the color of their skin is racism. You’re just going to make their lives harder and turn them into idiots.

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Chronically online incels when they find out an adult is dating another adult:

😱🤬😩😭😤😲

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@NannNegroNever I guess all the police who murdered unarmed black men were just defending themselves

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@DildoGaggins89 It’s very interesting thar we had a “fascist” President for 4 years and zero fascist policies were signed into law by him. Wild. Never mind the fact that he started zero new wars.

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@yisrael_markell You probably shouldn’t comment on things you know nothing about. The lifespan of a tree is short compared to the overall age of Earth.

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@AriDrennen There’s video of Nex in the hospital and she was completely cognitive and overall fine. There will not be any charges because those kids aren’t responsible for her death. She killed herself and that was proven by the autopsy.

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@PoliticsLs I guess driving drunk is not consent to a DUI

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@LordAslanThe2nd Fun fact: Nobody can force a woman to not have an abortion. She chose to keep the child instead of killing it, but then she abandoned it. Props to him for being there for the child.

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@Activist_Shirts Who stole the land? White people. From who? Native Americans. How they did they get the land? Oh they stole it too? Yeah that’s right.

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@SlayzKiana That was a 1v1 fight. Just two grown men consensually squaring up against each other

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@AlexArrelia She murdered herself

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@latahelvete @dunningcruger @AlexArrelia I’m sending this tweet to every boss you ever have. Good luck holding a job.