Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth

Goblin King: King of The Goblins.

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

(God creating human beings)

Angel: almost done. Anything else?

God: yeah, make it so they have to squeeze turds out once or twice a day

Angel: haha

God: haha

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

This reminds me of the beautiful bit @Fred_Delicious used to do about Bruce Willis

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Following the presidential candidate’s numerous cringeworthy missteps and awkward moments on the campaign trail, The Onion asked Republicans to describe their strangest interaction with Gov. Ron DeSantis, and this is what they said. https://t.co/yg9Ipm3vov

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Following the presidential candidate’s numerous cringeworthy missteps and awkward moments on the campaign trail, The Onion asked Republicans to describe their strangest interaction with Gov. Ron DeSantis, and this is what they said. https://t.co/yg9Ipm3vov

[paige @BonerWizard]

sir 9/11 has just happened

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@schizarella @thefurlinator Do you think not getting laid makes some one less than?

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@biden2036 Beautiful!

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@hailey__berg They call me DJ Tampax because my flow is so heavy

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I also am become death it's not that big of a deal

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@yungjac69 King shit

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@combatbaltimore I hate it

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@ItsPhetz A stool mule

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@j0k0sb1txh @SUPERSAPPHlC … but she’s bisexual. All three of them are bisexual.

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@YoSoyRobertMera @AtheistTakes This is what the Mormon church used to tell me. It took me years to escape from them because of it. Ive read the Bible more times than most Christian people, so if I say something happened in the Bible, and it makes YOU uncomfortable, maybe your faith is just weak

[tractor boy @ilwiwfd]

Any time I see this I know I’m about to see a minion walking in a thong

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@ilwiwfd You two give me life

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@rubysometimes @ilwiwfd HA

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@bigdumfatidiot Girls love gay guys. Just ask my wife!

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Your mom’s funeral procession was quite moving.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

pronouncing hubris like debris

[Socially Emo, Fiscally Goth @iammorganscott]

@FredTaming Pronouncing sponges the way it’s spelled