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Republican/Democrat is just deciding between salted or unsalted peanuts in your shit sandwich.

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I wrote this at the end of March 2020. Wanna see how it holds up?

https://t.co/T3h6xP8dAz

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@JackalopeGulch @DeTocqueville14 That’s what my lady said to break the news to me

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@DeTocqueville14 I was just learning to run the projection booth at a local movie theater when this came out. They installed the DTS system literally the week before it premiered, so of course we had to see exactly how loud it could get…

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@RealUnsweetDee I’m a little bit horrified, but also…

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@Esper_Deer @ClownWorld Pretty sure the bill for that would be about 8 quintillion or so

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@ConnorMEwing @ThomasEWoods You’re not “giving” anyone anything when you stop stealing from them, start there

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@DatelessJ @ForestMommy @davedonelson1 Absolutely 100%

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@Intel_Dork I’m half of a therapy dog team and I LOVE the work, but sometimes…

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@Intel_Dork @Nessakins_ I did that job in high school. Unbelievable how nasty some people get with the lights off 🙄

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@Intel_Dork

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@Intel_Dork My response to that shit

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@ForestMommy It’s what happens in a room full of people with absolutely no morals or principles 🤷‍♂️

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@Intel_Dork In the middle of our first run through it now… SO many episodes 😬

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@Intel_Dork

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@sluethje1 @elonmusk Solid reference, sorry more people likely won’t get it 🤣

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@RealUnsweetDee @JosieLewis2019 Been obsessed with pretzels lately

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@RealUnsweetDee @JosieLewis2019 Matches my spectrum pretty well, actually 🤷‍♂️

Hell, even two out of three of my adorable dogs are total killers with a body count

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@VoiceofCal “So, now that your entire world is gone, whatcha up to?”

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@RealUnsweetDee

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@memechaotic