oh meat

ah no

TX🇳🇿TX

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I got a catcall from a teenage girl today, so I'm totally down with the whole experience of being a woman now.

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@ReallyRadley @KahanJulie Demiweekly

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You have a shirt that says girl dad. I have been holding a pair of sparkly cowboy boots for half an hour while she splashes in a puddle. We are not same.

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Not here to f- oh…

https://t.co/AlpUHzknIh

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I think it's something in the claude code harness or the system prompt. Sonnet 4.6 was a reliable middling workhorse and now it's constant inventing stuff and trying to be clever. I spend more time correcting it than not

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@signulll Why should I follow you?

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The two hardest problems on the web are:
1. The Same Origin policy
2. CLICK THE MONKEY FOR A FREE 1PAD!!!!!1

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@mattparlmer Colorado - RETVRN

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@mormo_music also, my kid asked me the same question like 100 times yesterday

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@tszzl Is that net after paying practice is expenses?

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

Don’t pretend you don’t like McDonald’s. Their food engineers have been optimizing the Big Mac since before you were born. Pretending to hate McDonald’s is a lame class signal

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@DistractedAnna 5 years ago I would not have commented on any of that. Now I'm a grumpy old dad and would have zero qualms telling some kid to knock that shit off. Having kids changes you. Maybe delaying family formation was mistake

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@6enera how did you get my fingerprints

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Finally going to settle this

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Socialists just be like, "what if we defect"

[Nick Dobos @NickADobos]

Yup. This is facts. 🎯

This is why software engineering is never going away. Even if the code can write itself. Most people aren’t gonna be good at it

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@NLRG_it What if that time I yelled messed them up for life? They are so annoying, of course I yelled! If anyone else yelled at them I would punch them… Imagine that for years on end… not sure what else you call it, but it’s fantastic.

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@NLRG_it That you have that thought says no.

Loving your kids isn’t like loving your partner, or a friend, totally different part of the brain. It’s as much a fear as anything… what could happen to them?

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@ouranometrian @AlexandrovnaIng Last week, my daughter refused to go anywhere except outside, on some rocks she likes. All situations.

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@selentelechia oh geez, was literally just here last week (week 3 of AAAASSGHAASD.) then on Tuesday she clicked and we haven't had a fight or problem since. Good luck

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@s_r_constantin @ZachWeiner Can I save the coin and flip after I meet my grandkids?