Noah Dyck

Husband to Anita Dyck. Father to Charity and Chastity Dyck. Proud member of the local Mennonite community.

[Noah Dyck @iamnoahdyck]

Told a coworker I used to play baseball. His first question was if I like the Savannah Bananas #obliterate

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Down to about 4 original sentences left in the English language

[Noah Dyck @iamnoahdyck]

@cutballcut Wayne, I’d try to help, but it would only hurt your game.

Best,
Noah

[Noah Dyck @iamnoahdyck]

Me and my boys at our younger siblings grad parties

[NBA @NBA]

A big group of @PelicansNBA players are in Vegas for Summer League action!

[Max Lewis @MaxLewisTV]

Investigators say a Fort Wayne man cut off his penis, lit it on fire and then used it to set his mom's garage on fire.

Christopher Peden is charged with one count of Arson.

Peden was arrested last week and his bond was set at $10,000. He has since posted that bond.

[Noah Dyck @iamnoahdyck]

Check on your local Vancouver bag dealer, he just missed out on the most profitable night of his life.

[Noah Dyck @iamnoahdyck]

Where am I supposed to air fry my Costco chicken nuggets?

[Noah Dyck @iamnoahdyck]

@killmefam @Cutsysays is looking fresh