B. A. Hauser

Collector of academic trinkets
Honored by titles
Weightlifter and 20-year survivor of tech

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Welcome to my completely legitimate non schizoid feed. Make yourself comfortable and please remove your shoes before walking around inside of my head.

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@HistoryBoomer the number 3 at mcdonalds. burger, fries, coca cola in that order. nothing more american than adding a hot apple pie to that.

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wtf is Trump doing? I cant even watch anymore.

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@amyknowsball human(?)

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@sarahhepola Yes, and I keep a plug kit in my car with tools. I would fix it myself (I have AAA for my family)

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@ChoochSkookum No. It's a long complicated relationship and both countries use the other from time to time as a scapegoat but Mexico is a totally different country.

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@just_some_dev SE? tough market right now. My BIL has a compsci degree and experience in aerospace and he's working helpdesk.

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@sierracatalina off/on

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@CyberQueenMara @MehdiHacks this is my answer and possibly the best argument.

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@techspence digital turk

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@PAHoyeck I'm sitting next to Stirner and making his property my own.

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@PAHoyeck The conspiracy that someone is in control of all of *this*

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@techspence Probably electrician or EE tbh. Always been my backup plan.

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@v0yr_exe You might get lucky and never have to get one if you hold out long enough.

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@georgeinlimbo sounds like normal shit to me already. sign o' the times

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@PhilosopherJoeC look for red cars and you'll start seeing them everywhere.

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@georgeinlimbo the promise of land and spoils should be enough if you got a good army.

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@SenAdamSchiff bro you could've just stuck with the first two sentences and really built up some goodwill.

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@weiss_hadas nomex

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Grilled bratwurst in a Martin's potato roll y/n?