El Patron

Producer / DJ

[El Patron @iamnovatron]

I WILL PRODUCE A PLATINUM RECORD

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

grandparents were right. sitting in a chair, doing nothing and staring at nature is incredible

[El Patron @iamnovatron]

😂😂😂anyways happy new year

[El Patron @iamnovatron]

your peers are buying homes and settling down, wena o sa tlhakantsha ya kwae le di go slo. do better 😂🤙🏾

[PRINCE KAYBEE @KabeloMusic]

I repeat, music is the most disrespected art in modern times.

[Liam⚔️ @LiamHealy16]

GTA 6’s production

[Disco King 🇿🇦🇪🇬🇲🇦 @jefszn]

Hugo Broos is the second greatest ngamla in SA rn.

[AKA @akaworldwide]

SOUTH AFRICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH.

[Ta’S @iGhostAccount]

Nah, we need to learn more about our history. First time hearing about Mr Moloi.

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

Blue Hills and Olieven being right next to each other, Sandton and Alex, it’s crazy really😭😭😭😭

[𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞 @Lfc_samie]

Arsenal last won the Premier League in 2004. Twitter launched in 2006. They’ve never known what it feels like to tweet as champions

[Mommy🇿🇦🇫🇷🇵🇹 @MsJonkerss]

Y’all be so mad when you look around and realise you’re not the only ones getting money.😂

[♰ @reeceollld]

bloopers in movie credits

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

Buying fake sneakers is such a female trait my word

[Sims.🥷🏾 @similo365]

Yho 😭🕯️

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋🇿🇦. @ReaDaSoul]

dilo di changile fr fr. wow

[El Patron @iamnovatron]

@codenamebling gwetsalang

[Nick’s Pizza @NicksPizza08]

Final stages of a baddie:

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

Let me school you on how ecommerce works.

If any website ever asks you for cvv or card details before you get to payment gateway, it’s a scam