UberMeats

29/ Marine Vet 🇺🇸🇸🇻/

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

anyone else get $5 from X? 😭😭😭

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

all the big backs gonna love la michoacana 😭😭😭that shit bomb but soooo bad

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

@simarqq literally!!!!!!! hadnt drank in a year and saturday got reminded why 😭🤣

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

if yall see a florida disabled veteran tag in a few weeks in maryland mind ya business 🤣🤣🤣

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

usa is trash

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

chicken bacon rancher and tomato soup bowl from panera every time 🥵🫃🏻

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

boston celtics are fucking garbage. dont ever place any type of bet on them or the players 😭😭

[New York Post @nypost]

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked https://t.co/Njh9k8GcNe

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

.@jpmorgan what’s her @?

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

nba is rigged af but knicks punished the hawks

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

lazy af if you leave a shopping cart in a parking spot lmao i WILL ask you if thats suppose to go there dont be embarrassed

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

fuckin idiot

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

A U.S. Special Forces Soldier involved in Operation Absolute Resolve, the capture in January of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, has been arrested by federal agents and charged for allegedly betting on the operation via the prediction market platform Polymarket, netting him $400,000 in profits, according to CNN.

The Soldier, identified as Master Sergeant Gannon Ken Van Dyke, an active-duty senior enlisted servicemember stationed at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, opened an account in late December on Polymarket. Betting a total of approximately $33,034 in 13 bets from December 27, 2025, through the evening of January 2, some only hours before the overnight operation to capture Maduro.

Federal authorities state that Van Dyke “participated in the planning and execution of the U.S. military operation to capture Nicolás Maduro,” being charged with “unlawful use of confidential government information for personal gain, theft of nonpublic government information, commodities fraud, wire fraud, and making an unlawful monetary transaction.”

[kat @kitkatstx]

B*tches pay a local horny photographer & be like “photoshoot today 🤩”📸

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

@di8sa ikr 🤩🤣

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

damn we really killed irans leader lmao lets go

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

who needs papers? serious inquiries only 😆😆😆

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

i miss the snow dammmit

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

real shit ive never needed coffee in the morning yall some crackheads 😆😆😆

[UberMeats @iamnumber5__]

only dumbasses get mad at a pet for peeing in the crib like bro TAKE THEM OUT 😆😆😆😆😆 especially puppies they have SO MUCH ENERGY