Oliver Howe

London based filmmaker, photographer and artist

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If twitter shuts down then you can carry on reading about me in my book

It’s not as funny and I die at the end

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

When do we start blaming Meghan Markle?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Always remember that 6000 years ago some chick was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake and that's now your fault

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Brilliant work from David Hockney in Piccadilly—the first of a series of major art projects we’ve commissioned as part of our brand new #LetsDoLondon campaign. Lots more to come very soon! #DavidHockney

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

@TerrySparrow4 Thanks Terry. I know people like to claim the NHS is a bottomless pit but it’s not actually true. We are one of the few most developed countries in the world which spends less than 10% of GDP on health. Private or insurance-based systems are much more costly and wasteful.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

[Emma Barnett @Emmabarnett]

She. Was. Just. Walking. Home.

Something has got to change. Urgently.

Thinking of #saraheverard tonight and her family.

Join us now @bbctwo for @BBCNewsnight

#women #girls #freedom

[Little White Lies @LWLies]

On International Women’s Day, watch our tribute to some of the best female-directed films from the past year https://t.co/u6aSCpkdE1

[Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord]

If it's about 'data not dates', I see no reason why indoor hospitality can't reopen at the same time as non-essential retail. I’d strongly argue hospitality is safer. We still have no data to confirm hospitality is a high risk area of transmission, so how is it justified?

[Brendan May @bmay]

Excellent, someone has done the inevitable Attenborough voice over. Perfect👌😂

Well done, whoever it was.

[Oliver Howe @iamoliverhowe]

https://t.co/ZcdAtFVrVB

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

If You Do not want people to say you are a Fucking Despot who tried to stage a Coup, Do not try and stage a Coup like a Fucking Despot.

Coup Advice there.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Symphony in Sadness And Mustard, No. 47.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Next time someone says “Everything happens for a reason”
Slap them in the face and say you agree