Kismat

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[aether @bluewdrift]

btw in your 20's and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. it’s very important you revisit them. your younger self was actually on to something.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Meryem Arik @MeryemArik9]

Pictured: Google Deepmind CEO Demis Hassabis steps down to become chair

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[Andrew Wu @wutube]

I’d be curious to know, how many LBWs did Clicky cost his team?
“Looked plumb, but I heard a big nick.”

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Charlie Johns @_cj_himself_]

English cricket would benefit from a less pessimistic medical staff. Two hundred matches?

[james hawkins @james406]

someone should invent a version of Gmail that can search your inbox and return the emails that match the term you're looking for

[ƇƸⱤƬ𐤠ƖƝ Ƥȴ𐤠ƝƸⳜ @happiest_isles]

costco has adidas track suits for $30 and now my whole family looks like eastern european gangsters

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Authenticators be like: Is this you logging in on your laptop at the same office you’ve worked at for five years????

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i've started answering my phone when a number i don't know rings and damn some of that shit's important

[G.N.N @xantox55]

@muheediva01 Girl watch the cable like a real hotel stayer. Family Guy is on channel 12!

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

Given that they conceded just one goal in the entire tournament, the guy that the Spanish had the most difficulty keeping out was the 80 year old on the extreme right.

[Ali Martin @Cricket_Ali]

Joe Root's series 76*, 99*, 74* #NoAverageJoe

[j♡ ̆̈ •. @reidrexia]

consciously getting 10k steps and unconsciously getting 10k steps is two different ballparks i swear

[Rach A @Rach_EL_1982]

Nothing worse than bumping into someone in the supermarket , having a chat, saying goodbye, then awkwardly passing them on every other fecking aisle.