Emily Solter

hey dave, texas ain't that big

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

if you see me inching too close to you at a traffic light, calm down im just trying to get a good radio signal

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone handle a situation so poorly lol

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

I grew up listening to standup, but also I'm a woman, so thank you to every female comic ever for being you and making a career out of comedy.

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

"I don't know Kansas geography, that's the problem." -overhearing a conversation about politics

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

TBell forgot to put nacho seasoning on my fries so now Im just dipping normal ff in cheese sauce

[bug girl @buggirl]

i opened my first online shop exactly a year ago today at 17 yrs old & in just 1 year i’ve received almost 3k orders, bought myself a new car, paid off my familys debt, went on a 3 week trip to europe, donated $3k+ to pp, & will be paying my college tuition this fall (a thread)

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

Calling all pizza party people! 🍕🎉

RT for a chance to win FREE pizza for your next party. Rules: https://t.co/ZQU4RTkRot #WinDominosPizza #NationalPizzaPartyDay

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

@5hafield Best part of my Easter

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

"We need an eighth and a half." -M

[Tobias @rixxtr]

In Germany, tampons are taxed at the full 19%, while books, being good and educational and whatnot, are taxed at the reduced 7%. So The Female Company (who are v cool in general) now sell a book that contains a couple of nice illustrations and incidentally also tampons. Love it.

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

Why are All The Stations playing Africa by Toto today?

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

@saleenthegod Oh thats sad

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

sex is intimate and sacred. ur body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who has a picture of himself holding a fish on tinder

[𝒳 @xirct]

Parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

Gotta love playing Jackbox with the youth group!

[Jeremy Remiger @JPatrickRemiger]

Look...we'll slice bagels how ever we darn well please. We'll put whatever type of cheese we want on our pizza. We'll slice pork butt into steaks. We'll bake a cake consisting mainly of butter and sugar...and you better believe my friends we will deep fry a ravioli.

We are #STL

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

"Great art is not a monologue, it's a dialogue between the artist and the people." -Aja Monet

[Emily Solter @IAmRadCat]

theres something ironic about taking a car nap in the parking lot of a hotel. unrelated, i just slept for 4 hours somewhere in connecticut

[kim @KimmyMonte]

prequels i’d like to see get made:
•Jaw
•Apocalypse Then
•The Blair Witch Assignment
•Snakes Getting A Ride To The Airport
•Dance Lessons With Wolves
•Star Disagreements