Gary Johnston

Durka Durka | Phi Gamma Delta 89’ | Avid Trinity Covington story liker | +3 handicap | TouchTunes Savant

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

the hometown hero had my toes doing gang signs after $2 tuesday #loveofthegame

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

the club isn’t the best place to find love so discord is where i go

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

my chungus roommate rolled over on his ipad and cracked the screen

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

if matthew stafford’s teeth were a little whiter i think they would’ve won

[graze @xogravy]

Still new to Trader Joe’s. What’s up with all the sexual tension in there?

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

“you never like my instagram posts”

i like the photos of girls i want to fuck, not the ones i’m fucking

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Close the Hinge app and be with your family.

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

Merry Christmas to the women that stock up on summer bikini pics and keep feeding the gram through winter

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

headed to marty supreme with my Killerspin JET800 paddle

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

so lane gets 90mil and it’s revealed he’s been hooking up with 21-23 year old college girls? hate him all you want that’s motion #RELEASETHELANESTEINFILES

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

i did blow with drew timme

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

i just took a shit on a train and accidentally hit the “emergency” button trying to flush. 5 spaniards ran in with my pants around my ankles

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

i need a bad bitch named sabrina or something

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

i’ve banged most of my story likers. it’s important to give back to the fans

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

@RichJohnson720

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

i know jack mac is just itching to talk about it

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

pops knows ball

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

dude the only feedback i got was that ‘i looked like i was on drugs’. fucking bullshit man but yeah i’ll take another bump

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

@Vasectomy14 jobs bro jobs

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

You know that beat pause in Place by carti? Anyways, terrible time to open your velcro wallet at the strip club. Everyone is staring at me

[Gary Johnston @iamRealGaryJ]

how are the kids that were fat growing up doing now? I was never a little piggy fat boy but seriously how are they doing? I feel like we don’t look out for them enough