iamrealpat

official mayor of cool town

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[iamrealpat @iamrealpat]

I Am Real Pat.

[𝓛𝓮𝔁𝓲 💙 @MeowskullsToes]

i did not get the job at froot loops

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

AIDE: [angrily tossing flashcards aside] No -- that frog sips tea. This frog rides a unicycle. For fuck's sake
HILLARY: Sorry. Sorry. I know

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

@JohnnyCallicutt Er uh put Sluggo on the phone

[Honeydew Wilkins @HoneydewWilkins]

No man deserves this

[iamrealpat @iamrealpat]

#NewProfilePic

[Newposter @Newposter2]

A quick response

[iamrealpat @iamrealpat]

@Ceruleanseaman Hello Colin fart ball

[kali @kaliicappy]

new deltarune theory

[kali @kaliicappy]

deltarune chapter 7 leak

[iamrealpat @iamrealpat]

I'll never be good enough

[Anthony C Aroma @anthony_aroma]

I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

[Errai @errai]

For whom the squid wards

[_krimmins_ @krimmins]

Trash beast Err

[iamrealpat @iamrealpat]

@ZohranKMamdani where are you

[iamrealpat @iamrealpat]

Best city in da world baby