Patty Rice

Married 💍🧔🏻 Mama Bear 👩🏻👦🏻👦🏻 Miami Dolphins ❤️🐬🏈 Good Wine 🍷 Good Food 🍱 Good Friends 👭 BOURBON 🥃

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

😡 I can’t even pretend to be shocked by the GOP anymore.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Virginia Foxx, who yelled “shut up!” at the reporter who tried to ask the Speaker nominee about his attempt to overturn the 2020 election, is Chair of the Education Committee.

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C WHAT?! 🫣

[Luther Luke Campbell @unclelukereal1]

Hold on I thought it was a No protest Law in the state of Florida. Oh my bad if you’re a Republican protesting outside of Mar-A- Lago blocking I-95 And it’s not a black issue It’s not against the law. Can’t make this Shit up

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C 😡

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@AlexKerns1792 First step: Get a spouse who will back you up when you pop off.

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@AlexKerns1792 Showers are for cleansing your body, but baths are for cleansing your soul. Duh.

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C So, (looks outside) you gonna move your engagement ring to your right hand now or nah?

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

How in the actual fuck is #Christmas in just over 48 hours?? Does anyone else just feel like this is the most NON Christmas that ever Christmased?! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I really need to get my shit together and our matching fam shirts better boost my whole ass mood fast!

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@QuinWelch Legit my fave 💙

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

“I ordered 2 breadsticks from @Fazolis and got 9; do you want some?”
Yes.
“How many?”
Do I REALLY need to compute that for you?

SEVEN. The answer is 7. #gimmeallthecarbs

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C This is literally disgusting 😡

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

Don’t mind me, just trying to figure out the best way to comfort my daughter through #RedTaylorsVersion. All suggestions are welcomed 💃🏻

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C So, your couch or mine? I’ll have Kleenex and a weighted blanket for you, regardless ❤️

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@_Bailey_C 😂

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

FUCK YES!!! @lyft coming in like a bad ass champion for the women in Texas ✊🏼 #BansOffOurBodies

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

This is the only time in my life that I’m all about Duke 😎

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

@pattie_grimm @James_Holzhauer Totally disagree; Mike has been my choice all along. I do, however, find the Mayim angle really weird and I probably will opt out of viewing any special episodes that she hosts.

[Patty Rice @iamricepatty]

Watching my insanely brilliant IT husband trying to tackle the ins and outs of his #AirPods is equal parts amusing and confusing 🤷🏻‍♀️