@ar5enal7 Absofuckinlutely matey I’ve got 2 weeks in the middle of August free, are you going away or free? It’s my turn to come out to deepest darkest essex
@Arsenal@IanWright0@DavidOLeary92 would you take a minute please out of your understandably busy day to say happy birthday to my mate Jason Tegg aka @ar5enal7 and despite being a gooner is an all round good bloke, massive arsenal fan and dedicated family man. Ty
Happy birthday @ar5enal7 me old mate. If anyone is seeing this from @Arsenal give your no1 super fan a birthday greeting. hope you’re having a good one, you deserve it
Our Swift Protester Removal Vehicles have been deployed in #London to assist @metpoliceuk with slow walking #JustStopOil protesters
The vehicle is able to nudge protesters off the road up and is effective up to a max speed of 71.75mph
This is Bob who has been looking after Commonwealth War Graves in Britain & France for 37 years. I met him at Brookwood Military Cemetery for #WarGravesWeek which is encouraging people this week to visit one of the 13,000 locations where 300,000 war dead are buried in the UK
@susie_dent@OED Dentiloquy surely comes from when you are alone speaking aloud regardless if theres an audience to hear it
Dentistry - if you were to compile a list of old boyfriends
Dentist - disparaging and detrimental thoughts and actions, unjustifiably, against the Dent family name
@Ossian414 There are millions upon millions of rea$ons how he babbies them up plus going on the engorged mammaries he’s now producing his own milk, one more plus point concerning his moobage, the man is a walking ticking stroke time bomb won’t see his 60th
@Sandford_Police HGV caused contact, how can RATS get it so wrong, VOSA or DSA wouldn’t make such a ridiculous call, the idiot with the car licence overtook and cut in front of a PROFESSIONAL driver driving his lorry slowly and under full control. No brainer like the white van man
The charts have just come out, and I'm absolutely thrilled to discover that #TheBulletThatMissed paperback has gone straight in at number one. Thank you to everyone for your continued support, it really means a lot. I am off to raise a glass to you all ❤️
Over 24 million have viewed my tweets on the shooting of these two dogs by Metropolitan police last Sunday in East London, over a million on Tick Tock & hundreds of thousands on Facebook & Instagram as well. It truly has been a defining moment for policing in Britain. We must never see this happen again
@GylesB1@CWPoetryPodcast When naming a cat using Twitter,
Take care of the troll and the twat,
No catty McCatface witter,
And stick to names apt for a cat.
Atonic when it’s a cat (could pair with another cat called Gin) and now Caboodle as it’s a kitten