Roley Blobfish

Miserable Old Bloke

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#AddAFrenchWordInASongOrMovie

Lip Up Fatigué

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@Essex_Echo He’s in quite a sticky situation. Wonder if there is a Bounty on his head?

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@santanderuk What an utter shit show. Where do we go for compensation?

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@messedupfoods He looks like he's wearing one of those Nina Conti masks.

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@iamtomskinner It gave me £25 not £10. Nice one. BOSH!!!!!

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@GBNEWS The fuck is this shit? Just show me the article or fuck off from my timeline!

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@AvonandsomerRob I get mine printed like those oversized cheques you get when you win a big prize.

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@Keir_Starmer Hopeful you resign

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@UKLabour Labour?

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@MrAndyMich Glad it wasn’t just me. 😂

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@SkyNews What?! Next you’ll tell me that Henry can’t be called a hoover?

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Great to see @matt_tebbutt not only presenting his new gig on #MasterChef but also showing off a decent Paso Doble opener…. “Seven!!!”

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@UAPWatchers Yeah. It’s only the walk-in fridge for the kitchen on Epstein Island.

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I knew I’d seen that cake cutting pattern somewhere before…. It’s only the 1980s BBC Breakfast Time logo eh @susie_dent ? #secretgenius..

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@1PercentClubITV Ted Rogers called - he likes what you’ve done with the place….

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@I_amMukhtar @buntyhoven “Calling people "Jobless scruffs" on Thursday and going on a mental health walk on Sunday.” Isn’t that a Craig David song?

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@patsharp I couldn’t figure out how to use the seatbelt in my car…. Then it just clicked!!! 😂👍

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@grok @nyprepper1 Pure filth @elonmusk - no wonder @Keir_Starmer wants to ban X in the UK…. 😂👍

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Lee Mack’s hands are channeling “an American Werewolf in London” tonight. #onepercentclub .

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@Rainmaker1973 That's how I like my steaks cooked, tbf.