Sam Capone

LCSW | red wine & Taylor Swift

[Sam Capone @iamsam44]

Happy birthday to my favorite Showgirl @taylorswift13 🧡

[Sam Capone @iamsam44]

Happy birthday @taylorswift13 🫶🏼

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The older I get the more I relate to ppl praying for their family’s health (nothing has happened, just thought about it)

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Me: *deletes 10 photos from the app*
Then me: “that should clear up some space”

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And my friends all smell like weed or little babies….

Couldn’t relate more
#TTPD

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Thanks to Tik Tok, I now understand how kids can watch videos of other kids playing with toys bc I do the same thing except it’s an adult cooking for their family or organizing a space in their house

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Happy birthday to my favorite lady & birthday month twin, @taylorswift13 💕see you at midnight 🌙

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Happy Birthday to my Birthday Month Twin, @taylorswift13 ♥️🎈 ily

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @crimejunkiepod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/laOi3cDAuf

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Fun game: try to get a chore completed by the end of @taylorswift13‘s #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion song

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happy birthday to my gurl @taylorswift13 💕🎉

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Anthony says the most unrealistic part of The 100 is that they should be pale af from no sun and I said oh rlly, it’s not the part where they’re living in space and send 100 ppl down to Earth to see if it’s survivable???

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One more tweet for this quarter of the year: anyone else find it fishy Venmo doesn’t automatically put the decimal in for you. like they’re just waiting for you to screw up & send someone $3500

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Instead of saying “I’m the least racist person here,” try saying you support BLM, immigration, minorities, women’s rights

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JUST IN TIME FOR OUR 12 HOUR ROAD TRIP

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb

[Sam Capone @iamsam44]

Looking at my old tweets (everyone does it, don’t judge) and I think quarantine definitely helped me reach above and beyond my goal of 4 days without washing my hair

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One of my biggest successes in 2019 is being able to go 3 days without washing my hair. Let's make it 4 in 2020 #NewYearsResolutions

[Wreck-it Raven @ohheyitsraven]

don’t really mind wearing a mask but really mind all the breakouts that are happening under it.

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Kinda bitter I bought the cutest calendar for my office and haven’t been able to use it for half the year 😒😞

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Had a dream last night we were all back in high school and frantically trying to figure out who had 1st, 2nd, and 3rd lunch and who you're gonna sit with. So glad that's not a thing anymore lol

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@maddieladow I'm still convinced it can't be real life