Sami Jo

•the devil had no business runnin’ with an angel•

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Sunrise proposal, 10/10 would recommend. #NewProfilePic

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Does everyone come out of a pregnancy obsessed with peanut butter & cereal or was that just me??

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Just learned that there are people in America that have never had a hurricane at Mardi Gras before?? This is worse than when I learned about prairie farms & Casey’s only being a midwestern thing

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

I might look like I have it all together & figured out but just know that I cannot, under any circumstances, discipline my child because I just can’t do it or I laugh.. so george gets to be the bad guy 😂

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Name one thing you started to do that you never thought you’d do before.. I’ll go first:

Reading books and enjoying it. 🤣

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Lucy’s fav new word is “no” and it works in my favor more times than not. For example, our conversation:

“Lucy should dad be drinking my iced coffee?”

“NOOOO.”

Sorry george, you’re outnumbered. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Wanna know what marriage is like? George griped for 20 minutes straight that I buy the wrong kind of mini muffins… the ones that I buy specifically for our child to snack on.

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Convo with my 6 y.o niece:

“I’m getting a shot next week.”
“Oh yeah. What kind?”
“…a needle 🤷🏻‍♀️”

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

These allergies might just take me out this year

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Still trying to figure out how to be a wife, a mom, work 40 hours a week, read a book, have me time, clean the house, make dinner, be social, have family time, pay bills, self care, go to the gym, eat healthy & drop it like it’s hot and not die from exhaustion 🥵

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

@wgibsonn George says it more like “cray-yawn” I made him repeat it thousands of times 🤣 but hey at least it’s not “crown” 😆

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Before you marry someone ask how they say “crayon”

I have to spend the rest of my life with someone who says “cray-on”

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

I love george dearly but when we discussed what his groomsmen are going wear in our wedding and then showed him a picture of pants he looked at me and said “what am I wearing this for?” I instantly wanted to cancel everything.

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

All I want is for Lucy’s hair to be long and full enough for piggies…IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

My dogs with sensitive stomachs who CANNOT have people food

🤝

My child who insists on feeding the dogs food from her hand during lunch

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

The adult toxic trait that i have: i have responsible things to do with my tax money. But the constant urge to blow it because I’ve been waiting all year for a good retail therapy session.

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

I am 150% happier in the summertime. 😩😩😩

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Lucy’s new word is “AW” everything.
Realized her binky is in her hand-AWWW
Finds her baby doll on the floor-AWWW
Sees herself in the mirror-AWWW
The dogs are laying down-AWWW
She even said “AWWW” to an old lady at the grocery store that said hi to her. 💀

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

It’s 1° outside so here is my annual “I’m ready for camping and summertime” tweet.

[Sami Jo @iamsam_ranger]

Ozark is not messing around this season. 😳