Sam Couper Harris

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[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@GoldingBF Well, obviously that's fucking mental mate. I think you need a nap

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@narindertweets Superb 😂

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@oliviakrolczyk_ Not so hot on free speech now are we?

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@DPD_UK_Drivers paid for a specific day to be delivered but now the driver isn't coming. Appalling

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@cjtudor @WaterstonesPicc Sorry for grabbing you 😂 I hope you had a wonderful weekend

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@RoughTrade @RoyalMailHelp either of you know where my parcel is? X

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@RoyalMailHelp Hi, had a parcel out for delivery on the 2nd of Febuary and still hasn't been delivered. Any idea where the chap is?

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

We are fucking massive ⚒️

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

West Ham are top of the Premier League!

#BHAWHU

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

Big love to Dele Alli. Sexual assault on young males is not talked about enough.

My love goes out to him x

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️ Dele Alli: “It's something I haven't really talked about. There have been a few cases. At six years old, I was sexually assaulted.

I started smoking at seven and dealing drugs at eight. An older person told me that the police would not arrest a child riding a bicycle with his soccer ball and the drugs placed under it.

My mother drank a lot, but I don't blame her. I understood her situation by going to rehab. It was all she knew.

When she put me up for adoption, we both knew it was necessary to give me a chance at a better life.

I was adopted at 12 by an amazing family and I couldn't have asked for better people. They helped me a lot. I tried to be the best child I could be for those few years.

I started playing with the MK Dons first team at 16 and it took off from there.

My dad disappeared for a while, then when I started playing for England he came back. I used to talk to my mom to try and help her and when I was about 18 they both went to the paper and started accusing my adoptive family of taking advantage of me.”

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

I truly hope Huw Edwards takes The Sun to the fucking cleaners when he's well enough

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@Chris_Mills_ @WestHam @UmbroUK I literally repeated "why am I doing this?" in my head as I bought the piece of shit.

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

Arsenal....? 🤦‍♂️

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

Why are we like this? 😂🤦‍♂️

[Cameron Walker @CameronDLWalker]

The King will receive a specially-made ceremonial sword next week, named The Elizabeth after the late Queen.

His Majesty will be presented with the sword in Edinburgh on Monday, before being presented with the Honours of Scotland at a service of thanksgiving on 5th July.

📸PA

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

We are actually fucking massive though ⚒️ #WHUFC

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

A West Ham fan saw an empty tannoy at Stansted Airport this morning and took his opportunity…

“This is a staff announcement, West Ham are massive” 🤣

Brilliant! 👏

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

just Aussie TV laughing at Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss's rubbish Brexit trade deal 🫠

"name one good British export? Black pudding? Spice Girls CDs? But it's a good thing for us, it's about what we sell to them"

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@Specsavers hi you sent me the completely wrong glasses from what I ordered.

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@KaterinaMx @DownloadFest Thank youuuuu x

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@KaterinaMx @DownloadFest Please may I purchayse x

[Sam Couper Harris @iamsamcharris]

@RhoAlexander Thank you so much x