sam

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Been eating way less bats

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Does no one give a fuck about recycling anymore or is that propaganda only targeted towards children

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Literally name one Jelly Roll song

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@goodhartmax1 Use this as the Cholula is mid button

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@goodhartmax1 Caught the end of that one. Go cubs go

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@goodhartmax1 Kiss your future goodbye brodie

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Just walked by the “I love your outfit” guy from TikTok and he was dead silent

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Fell asleep with AirPods in looping one song the entire night. The race for my top song of 2025 is over before it really began- a little disappointing, but I am very happy for Train.

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@AnalogNicotine @t_desrae Good god this is good

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The Brutalist acceptance speech I’ve ever had to sit through

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@morristriplet3 Fashinova son

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Cole Lourd just sparked a massive quarterback controversy in Austin

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@adamrubinger Explain

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@morristriplet3 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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@goodhartmax1

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@goodhartmax1 There’s no me without you……

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@dylanlashever Guy needs an asst

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Adding “juxtaposition” to my vocabulary very soon. If you’re in my orbit be on the lookout

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@morristriplet3 Feel like that’s a nice gesture? Good on u Sam

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@joshnmadden This is like making fun of a guy while he’s fishing

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There’s a Mandela Effect going on where people think I played Ultimate Frisbee in High School. Not happy about it