aly schwartz

/augusta, ga ⛳️ | ny 🗽
usually hosting something |
cat mom

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[aly schwartz @iamschwartz]

The @nyknicks threw me a parade for my birthday.

Coincidence? I don't believe in those anymore.

Birthday drinks can be funded via $thissouthernyankee. 💙🧡🎂

KNICKS IN 5!!!!!!!
(Picture of my cat for attention in his knicks gear he's refused to take off)

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@BBCBreaking

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@Wthmoni Theres 14

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@Aestheticsn1 Augusta

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Holy shit. Wow.

This is HANDS DOWN the best take I’ve heard.

If there is one video you listen to today it’s this one.

Every single word of this and it’s a huge “f*ck you” to @antonioguterres for propping up the barbaric terrorist Islamic Regime in Iran.

Must be shared everywhere in my opinion.

Unfortunately I have no idea who this young British woman is to credit her, if you know who it is feel free to tag below.

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@mariajan786 Calm 😌

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@DramaIsMyAura Aeroplane

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@Matt_Pinner Wrecked

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@Beno10_MFC 14

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@Matt_Pinner Willy's Wonderland

[New York Giants @Giants]

Rest, recover and reload.

You're just getting started Cam. 💙

[aly schwartz @iamschwartz]

@elonmusk 2 hours and 44 minutes 😴

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.

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@SpeakerPelosi The stench of your antisemitism and old lady perfume is sickening. You should be embarrassed.

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/sometimes you just gotta jump in the car and meet your best friend for a slice of pizza @ Savannah, Georgia https://t.co/KXZqSeRafZ

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/happy birthday my love ❤️ I hope today was just the start of great year ahead. I love you I love you I love you! ❤️❤️❤️ @ Augusta, Georgia https://t.co/k8zYYuv9Mg

[aly schwartz @iamschwartz]

Happy Mothers Day to all the mama's out there, especially mine!

I got lucky to get you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/HhoG5qDNzj

[aly schwartz @iamschwartz]

Just posted a photo @ SRP Park https://t.co/j7kblVDJZy

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/tonight at the park ⚾️🏆
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#bravestrophytour #beeafan #augustagreenjackets @ SRP Park https://t.co/YOGzuPdakF