@FrankUhlan That still means she's catholic, she just doesn't follow the rules at all; so the church still considers her a member + anecdotally the meme's true lol. most masses are filled with hispanics (Pope Leo approved)
The first question is dumb but those two answers are also dumb.
Christian Apologia 101: if your sentence includes the phrase "God can't" or anything similar, your argument is flawed.