will leaves his phone open when he uses the bathroom and max sees a text pop up from mike asking for class notes so she texts back and tells him to bark like a dog for them thinking it’ll be funny to confuse him but then mike actually does it no questions asked
i mean, what did you think, really? that we were never gonna lose ao3? that we were just gonna sit in our beds all day reading fanfics for the rest of our lives? yeah. i guess did. i really did.
au where kid!peter writes an excessive amount of fan mail to tony with doodles of iron man, puppies and constellations with no address til may tells him to stop because iron man is "too busy" to read them. little does she know tony has grown fond of the childish handwriting ++
bylers kid in preschoolgetting asked what her dads names are but. well. thats daddy and papa? she doesn’t KNOW their real names. all she has to go off is what she hears them call each other around the house. so she confidently explains that their names are “darling” and “michael”
fic idea for teenaged losers club where there’s a rumor going around that bev and richie are dating.
they’re not, they just smoke together and hang out as friends, but the rumor helps to get weirdo guys to leave bev alone so the two of them play it up.
will doing that ‘telling my partner / parent i put diesel in the car’ prank on mike and mike never wants to make will feel stupid so hes very obviously internally panicking HARD and actively trying not to lose his mind at the cost of reparations he thinks he’ll have to do