Shashank Bajpai

Someone once said to me that men like me are a saving grace. Every single day, I try to be worthy of those words.

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

If you haven't watched this yet, this should be on top of your watchlist. What a masterpiece by @rickygervais.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

After Life beautifully articulates the realities of grief. In this video, @wordsbydan explores the humour and humanity that the show presents and why it's had such an impact on fans.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

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[Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw @kiranshaw]

Pls don’t taunt me as a billionaire. I am speaking on behalf of citizens who don’t have a voice n asked me to raise these issues. I do not use Anekal roads frequently but I live in Huskur n can tell you that the road between Huskur n Sarjapur Road is unmotorable.

[Pete’s United Point Of View #MUFC @petesunitedPOV]

This toxic puddle at it again!

How anyone in this fanbase listens to this imposter Forest fan is baffling to my mind

He’d criticise the club for using a coach to get to game days because other clubs do it 🤦‍♂️

He’s genuinely a cunt!

#GlazersOut

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-got humiliated publicly by a woman asking him mildly hard questions
-lost 650 billion dollars and is no longer a trillionaire
-movie he said would be a woke disaster is loved by everyone

So now he’s crashing out over Anne Hathaway saying trans people are human beings

[Sreerag Nair @Sreerag_Nair_]

I teared up watching this. I’ll never be half the man he is. I’ll never have the courage to face the police and risk getting arrested. I’ll never have the courage to travel 1000 kms with nothing except a bit of Chana and Achaar. Hats off to the courageous youth like him.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

General Kayer

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

The price of your conscience handful of jumlas and an endless supply of manufactured hatred against minorities.

Too intellectually dishonest to answer the question. Too morally bankrupt to condemn the brutality. So you crawl into an irrelevant distraction and call it a victory.

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

Whataboutery is the last refuge of spineless morons who know they cannot defend the indefensible. Confront them with images of brutality, corruption or creeping fascism and they immediately start squealing: “What about reservation? But CJP is AAP 2.0? Congress bad? Dhurandar?”

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

That is not an argument. It is moral cowardice dressed up as cleverness - the reflex of people so blinded by loyalty to their political overlords that even human suffering cannot disturb them.

You are not exposing hypocrisy. You are advertising that your conscience is for sale.

[Dr.Medusa @ms_medusssa]

I just saw sreecrashin on instagram's post. She said "your parents are scared of you going to the protest and something bad happening because they exactly know who they voted for".

My mind is blown.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Imagine spending a decade proving that you are god, brainwashing people into believing only you can save their religion, withholding accounts critical of you, capturing every institution, keeping the media in pocket and yet a whole generation hits the streets against you.

This is why I love India 🇮🇳 despite everything, the soul of it can never be suppressed for long.

He won’t be able to sleep tonight.

[Harteerath Singh Ahluwalia @HarteerathSingh]

Gurudwara Bangla Sahib. Rakab Ganj Sahib. Sis Ganj Sahib and countless other gurudwaras of Delhi.

Nobody asked. Nobody had to. Doors just opened- like they always do.

[Shashi Learns @ShashiLearns]

It's a chair, it's not your funeral. If you can't do anything, why don't you get off?

If you can't write, just retweet.

[Shashi Learns @ShashiLearns]

THE DICTATOR'S POSITION IS NOW IN DANGER.

IF YOU CAN'T WRITE, JUST RETWEET.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION.

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

Regardless of how this ends, a nation of just half a million people pushing the defending champions to extra time is nothing short of a miracle.

Dare they dream a tad bit more…?

#Fıfaworldcup

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

Watching a movie in the theatre surrounded by loud and annoying kids (and their terrible parents) is the best advertisement for contraceptives.

And the best commentary on (the lack of) social etiquette.

[Benjamin Brazil @bennymufc]

Keeps your shiney soulless bowl with your stupid tv screen hanging from the roof. I know where I would rather watch proper football.

[Shashank Bajpai @iamshashank_b]

Yeah ngl it’s like facing the tutorial dummy after beating the final boss.
Dare I say - there’s very little creativity in the game now

[redrum @griffisu]

i hate when a girl tries using a manipulation tactic you learned 6 bpd girls ago