MISS SHAWN BARTON

Bald Headed Cunt PARODY PAGE

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

So happy to do another de Lola commercial, it’s the only way I can show my use for a salary!
Plus I get a free headscarf thanks to the haters who complained 😉
Finally ben is out, now he can no longer complain that I’m smelling Jennifer’s underwear

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

You guys keep saying I'm always doing the de Lola commercials, but what can I say? When you're the American dream, all play and no work! 😂
All that's left is for Jennifer to officially adopt me so I can get in on that inheritance!

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Could anyone donate another headscarf to me? Unfortunately, Jennifer's clothes don't fit.
Meanwhile I’m still using the yellow one I bought at good will

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

I only have about three headscarves, which I alternate each week. The unpleasant smell helps keep men away.

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

As an American conservative woman, my vote in this election is for Donald Trump. We share the same values, and I believe he represents my views and priorities effectively.
We are both bald and agree that this is a reason of pride !!!

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Unfortunately dragging jlovers on Twitter isn’t a full time job, so yes 💅

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

I only have about three headscarves, which I alternate each week. The unpleasant smell helps keep men away.

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

One of the perks of having JLo as my sugar friend is that I don't have to work and can enjoy being on vacation all year round! I tried wearing a headscarf while biking, but the wind swept it away!

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

HAPPY LGBTQ MONTH !! PROUD TO BE A BALD HEADED LESBIAN

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Just like that 🤭

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

I was disabled by Twitter apparently a bald lady said I was impersonating, this is a parody page !
Her headscarf is probably covering her eyes that’s why she can’t read properly.

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

@hustlers20232 Can’t you see I wanna marry jennifer myself ?

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

This is what I call a fashion show!

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

I only have about three headscarves, which I alternate each week. The unpleasant smell helps keep men away.

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

This is what I call a fashion show!

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Me whenever the bill comes

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Yes divo come celebrate with me, your lesbian Mama !!!

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

I like being bald, this way I have an excuse for not washing my hair

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Stop talking about my headscarf darling, I know that stinks

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

Shawn Barton takes advantage of Jlo's financial generosity, often relying on her to cover expenses. This behavior shows a pattern of using her resources for her benefit, rather than fostering a balanced and equitable relationship.

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

@shawnbarton you’re a cnt with a dirty ass#0le !
You live off jlos money, be a women for once, also where’s the address so I can send you a wig ?

[MISS SHAWN BARTON @iamshawnbarton]

@shawnbarton Is it really a friendship when your relationship with Jennifer hinges on financial transactions and extravagant spending? What kind of friendship is that?
I couldn’t finish this text without saying bald headed cnt😘