Samyak

Not to brag, but I don't need Alcohol to send texts that I'd later regret.

My Spirit Animal is a Bull, because I run straight into Red Flags.

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@shakesofpear @mesomeyuck Indubitably

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@jasdeep_sanghvi @shakesofpear @mesomeyuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@shakesofpear Zomato revenues after this tweet 📉📉📉📉📉

[Jasdeep @jasdeep_sanghvi]

Paraya barber = dukh dard peeda
#nevercheat

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@jasdeep_sanghvi Yeah I noticed. Koi ni, khush rehne de bechaaro ko unki duniya mein

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

People below 18 are maintaining their Snap Streak

People above 45 are maintaining their Wordle Streak

People between 18 to 45 are maintaining their mental breakdown streak

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@jasdeep_sanghvi Hoenours 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

Happy birthday to this b'ful human equivalent of an Antidepressant, @jasdeep_sanghvi.

Reason for my twitter existence.

Fun facts about him, he was adjudged:

- Hottest Single of 2021 by Pottify
- Tastiest Snack of the Year by Tomato
- Best dating profile in Trichy by OkStupid

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@shakesofpear Bilkul

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@shakesofpear Aisa kya gift karra hai 😛 Mokobara ka Cabin Duffle ya Work bag? 😌

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@shakesofpear @jasdeep_sanghvi Koi sense hai iss baat mein? 🤣

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@shakesofpear @holy_schnitt @bibutatwhatcost Bad day*

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@shakesofpear Kya hogaya firse katwalia kya

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@jasdeep_sanghvi @life_oftush

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@chaipiomastraho @imharshads Your best Bday Wish ever? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@chaipiomastraho Aawwww 🤣🤣 immediately sending flowers

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

Happy birthday to this precious treasure of positivity and laughter 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹

Never a dull moment!

My best Twitter find (tied with Harrsh Grover ofc 😛)

[148 @shakesofpear]

Happy birthday to the sweetest kid on Twitter 🤌🏻💕 @chaipiomastraho

[Samyak @iamsomeyuck]

@shakesofpear Sach sach bol, dekhke hi left swipe kardega meri shakal pe🤣🤣