stephanie dawn

excellent sleeper (see profile pic), pretty good cheeseburger eater (sometimes the ketchup squirts out), ok funny person (only farted on stage once)

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

A PHYLLO TECHNICAL?!? Paul, you saucy bitch

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

I do not spell check before I click send and I never will. I will however fix every mistake in subsequent texts.

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

Today a student told me they were dressing up as an old school rapper and then showed me a picture of Kanye. “See, like this Ms. V.” And then I immediately turned to stone.

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

@missbreton please tell me Binks will be a little candy corn nugget??

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

Sometimes half of a muffin makes you feel so good you wonder: “how powerful would I be if I ate this whole muffin?” The world is not ready.

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

@steveaikens I think he’d want me to have one

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

@steveaikens If you’re worried about buying yourself one, you could always buy me one instead

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

how pissed must Rochica be to watch Maggie not put flour in her technical like ‘how did they choose her over me’

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

@EvaRediker scarred for life

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

if your text alert goes off more than once in a public place how many people get to stone you is it only the ones who can hear it repeatedly blare the stupid clown honking noise or can everyone join in on the fun

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

I feel like I’ve been saying “This is a particularly hard week” for like 3 years.

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

First student-run seminar today - they take over and run the discussion for 20 mins (eventually a whole period). I relish not speaking for the entire time (even as I’m tip-tapping on the laptop writing individualized feedback). Wish the ‘learning loss’ folk were there… 👀💅

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

teaching while fighting off poison ivy this week because I felt like really giving my patience level a workout apparently

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

gmail out here working every stupid day like we don’t need a break once in a while

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

How does Ted lasso out-Ted Lasso itself every week. It’s perfect.

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it?

Oh hell yea

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

but WHEN will I stop sweating

[stephanie dawn @iamstephdawn]

“I promise I won’t cry. It’s just a single frame from a TV show.”

The single frame:

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

https://t.co/FRHZXzd9xe • https://t.co/ztznLId5fl