Shy guy

simple and intellectual
#MUFC

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Tinubu met something at 200 naira. He takes it to 1000 naira, it later comes down to 900 naira. Fools start clapping and chanting that he’s “working”.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Your husband is sterile? STFU

Your wife is Barren? STFU

Your wife has PCOS? STFU

Your family is facing demons? STFU

Your husband just lost his job? STFU

You are about to divorce? STFU

BRUH, JUST STFU AND DEAL WITH YOUR ISSIES OFF THE APP ‼️

THESE PEOPLE YOU SEE HERE, ARE ALL ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT OR GOSSIPS. NOTHING MORE.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Everything works to my favor. Even in moments of uncertainty, I know the universe is guiding me toward the best possible outcomes.

Every delay, every detour, every challenge is a setup for something greater.

I attract blessings, opportunities and breakthroughs effortlessly.

What is meant for me will always find me and I trust that all things both seen and unseen are aligning perfectly for my success, peace and abundance.

I affirm. 🍀

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

A little correction: Even though elephants can be sad as a result of missing a loved one to the point of crying, not eating sometimes starving to death, it's usually more about children and other female members of the herd, not mates.

Elephants live Ina matriarchal system. The herd (which comprises of several closely related females and their calves) is lewd by a female. Adult males don't live in the herd. They only move close to the herd during mating season and once they've mated, they're off again. So, they don't develop such strong bond that will require extensive mourning, from a mate.

Elephants have been widely documented standing vigil, shedding tears, and refusing to eat. Surviving family members will gather around a deceased companion, gently touch the body with their trunks, and even cover it with branches and dirt. In fact, herds frequently revisit the bones of deceased family members or mates, pausing to caress the remains years after the death.

A grieving elephant will often become socially withdrawn, refuse to eat, and lag behind the herd, which in severe cases can lead to fatal starvation or a weakened state.

Thank you

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The Nigerian Government in the bid to protect and shield one of its own high-ranking criminal officials would have you believe certain absolutely impossible claims. This satanic corrupt compromised animals in government want you to believe that

1. That a random man “created” a fake government agency,

2. This fake government agency was called Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council,

3. This same man then appointed himself as the director general, he got office at the government’s owned Federal Secretariat complex,

4. This same man opened a bank account with the government’s owned central bank of Nigeria,

5. This same man got the agency into the national budget of 2026 which was signed by the president,

6. This same man got 1.3billion naira allocated to this so-called ‘fake’ agency,

7. This same man was able to organise meeting with government appointed ambassadors, hold important sessions with federal ministers, and he even represented Nigeria at goobal conferences.

But most importantly,
The Nigerian government wants you to believe that everything I just wrote here from 1-7 was done and accomplished by this random man without the government being aware, being complicit or being involved.

Do you know what it takes to open an account with CBN? Do you know what it means to have an agency inside the country’s national budget? Do you know what it implies that this budget was signed by the president?

Now go back and read those points from 1-7 again and ask yourself how possible it is that a random man will be able to do all of this without heavy compromise from top government officials. Yet this kind of improbable lunatic proposition is what this demonic APC wants you to believe.

This is a government of blatant thieves, godless charlatans, heartless criminals and lying scoundrels.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We are all set for Rome: the students, the teachers, and the crew.

History will be made for sure.

Nigeria is the country with the most brilliant set of human beings, and we will prove it to the world.

[ChrisHaze Arts 🎨 @PrinceChrisMUFC]

@Mariuscarl1 @onBluescreen Flame. (Emits a Blue Light)

[ChrisHaze Arts 🎨 @PrinceChrisMUFC]

I did create a lot. 🔥

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The 3 wise men from the East are set to head to Rome: Chimdiebube Onwubiko, Egejurum Onyedikachi, and Don Anele Munachimso.

Their assignment is simple: bring back the gold.

They will be competing with 154 other countries in Rome, Italy, this week.

Since Nigeria couldn’t qualify for the World Cup, this will be our World Cup.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This JSS 3 boy, Victor Onwubiko, has finished K.A. Stroud’s _Engineering Mathematics_ back to back. He is the best mathematician in the country at the junior secondary level.

He will be competing with students from 154 other countries this week in Rome, Italy, at the fierce International STEM Olympiad competition.

He is a genius, and the world will celebrate him.

[ChrisHaze Arts 🎨 @PrinceChrisMUFC]

(New Art) MyFirst Art of July!!!! 💄🔥

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Master Chisom Unachukwu from Evergreen Schools, Enugu, will be going to Rome, Italy, next week to watch his student Victor Onwubiko compete with students from 154 other countries at the International STEM Olympiad.

The days of teachers earning their rewards only in heaven are over.

They will be rewarded here on earth. They will drive choice cars, live in mansions, travel for vacations with family, educate their children in Ivy League schools, and support their families better.

Ideally, teaching should be one of the best-paying professions in the country.

We will do our best to change the narrative as far as we can go.

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

All of us Idol!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Historical World Cup for African teams. 🌍✊🏿

✅🇿🇦 South Africa
✅🇨🇻 Cape Verde
✅🇨🇮 Ivory Coast
✅🇲🇦 Morocco
✅🇸🇳 Senegal
✅🇬🇭 Ghana
✅🇪🇬 Egypt
✅🇨🇩 RD Congo
✅🇩🇿 Algeria
❌🇹🇳 Tunisia

9️⃣/🔟 teams have qualified to World Cup Round of 32 👏🏾✨

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Push-ups are a highly effective compound exercise for your chest, shoulders, core, and upper arm muscles. How many proper push-ups can you do at once before falling on the floor?

5

30

60

90

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We have raised N879k for Mr Kingsley who has been battling with kidney failure for 2 years. We have a target of 40m. Please make your kind donation for him here.

2405990902
Zenith
Wisdom Obi-Dickson

Raise am 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[ChrisHaze Arts 🎨 @PrinceChrisMUFC]

CAPE VERDE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

What an achievement

[Doctor Of The Future™ @g_diets_]

Some of you haven’t changed your bedsheets in 3 weeks.

But you’re hosting guests.

You’re sleeping and sweating on it.

Some of you even had mekwe on that same sheet and just straightened it like you were folding paper for filing.

You dropped fluids.

You dropped tears.

You dropped vibes.

And you think your body won’t complain?

Let me tell you the truth your ego won’t admit:

Your bed is a biological trap.

Every night, your skin sheds.

Your sweat sinks.

Your body oil marinates.

Dust dances in.

Your pillowcase holds tears, dreams, unfinished prayers, and saliva.

Your bedsheet has now become a full-time DNA museum.

Then you wonder why your back itches.

Why your chest breaks out.

Why your nostrils clog every morning.

You’re lying in a petri dish and expecting divine rest.

Let me scream it with boldness:

Change your sheets WEEKLY.

Wash your pillowcases every 3 to 4 days.

Sun your pillows, duvets, and mattress.

Vacuum, beat, and refresh your bed.

And stop acting like bedding hygiene is a luxury. It’s a responsibility.

Especially you that loves night mekwe.

You who moans at midnight and stretches by 2 a.m.

You who wipes with the corner of the duvet and turns to the wall.

You need to stop playing.

You are not in an NYSC camp.

You’re a full-grown adult living in a fungal forest.

Your bed is either a place of healing or a slow poison.

Bacterial overload is real.

Dust mites are not imaginary.

And the smell of "old sweat" is not normal, it’s decay.

And to those of you who say, "Nobody is coming to visit,"

Let me ask: So you only clean when people are watching?

Is your body not sacred enough?

If your skin is itching, your back has rashes, or your sinus always blocks at night,

Don’t just buy drugs.

Start with your SHEETS.

Because sometimes, it’s not the demons.

It’s just your dirty bedsheet shouting louder than your immune system.

The Future is Clean.

The Future is DOF.

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

Flying Toke Makinwa and over 1,400 useless delegates to Dubai was apparently affordable.

But sponsoring a few of Nigeria's brightest minds to China to represent the country at an international mathematics competition was not.💔

Fvcking retards!

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

LEFT: Brand new CARS for politicians

RIGHT: "Go and start Akara business or Kuli-kuli"

GOD PUNISH APC ❌❌❌