Taylor 🐝

Ruthless tweet deleter 💜 (she/her) Instagram: @iamtaylorb

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

I literally can’t handle the url change to x, it’s the last straw. this is my last tweet, follow me on threads (therealtaylorb) if you want to see me. if not, bye forever, it’s been funnnn.

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@JennySilver If this is the Zara shirt, did you notice that almost all of the food on the back is fruit?? 😂

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@RjOkami Also Mad Woman!!

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

Taylor Swift album release day!!!!! So much has already happened aghhh I’m quakingggg

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@RjOkami Okkkk I would recommend Bejeweled and Vigilante Shit from Midnights to start!!

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

omg that merch drop came and went so fast and I was so lucky to get most of the stuff I wanted 😱

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

Everything else in my life is an absolute disaster, BUT we’re about to have a whole new album in less than FOUR HOURS so it’s all good.

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

You don’t understand, TTPD is about to become my entire personality

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@RjOkami @SheNerdWrites 😭

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@RjOkami Your horrified face when I told you to put your own toppings on your pizza spoke volumes 😂

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@RjOkami @SheNerdWrites Not the bucket

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@RjOkami FINALLY

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

Ummm what is going on here?? @taylornation13 this isn’t Taylor Swift lol

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@MsLisaSometimes Noooo have you been on reddit?

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

My new hobby is watching the sunset to fix my circadian rhythm.

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@RjOkami lol is this for your permanent residency application

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

Not me eating the bland, unseasoned meal I cooked for myself and then convincing myself I have COVID when in fact I just cooked an awful meal.

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

@citrusymikan I’m coming over to squirt you with a water bottle every time you say this

[Taylor 🐝 @iamtaylorb]

She.