Pajama Monster

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Thank you teachers, baba, dad yo, and mom. Praises to HaShem!

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Bulacan level now

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When you remind people...

Normal people: thank you for reminding me that.

My mom: SAWARI MO BAY AKO'Y MANGMANG

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netflixing with my baby momma

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I perceive the presented solutions as attempts rather than definitive resolutions. Overall, the author's evident passion for history, philosophy, and comedy is
unmistakably evident, adding a touch of scholarly depth to the overall composition. Please buy anyway. 😂😂😂

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My professional review: This book can be aptly described as a fusion of history, philosophy, and science, woven together with a humorous and straightforward narrative. I rate it 3.5 out of 5. While the alternative perspective is intriguing,

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i can't touch any of my deliveries not becuz mum returns them but becuz she is happily using them all in case she doesn't tweet, she is busy opening my packages

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@ViralXfun Wow

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there's only one rule at home and that's i can't do anything that I would find it hard to explain. that's about 821 rules

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imagine ur mom praising otho kids she says they go places meanwhile she tells me i go in courts lol

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somebody told me i look like his dog so i told him he looks like our trash can, i'm too real to be nice to people who insult me!

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mom buys skin care but will stop using them after 3 days. i use to wonder how come she finishes all of them without using them until tonight i walked in on her applying facial cream to her feet.

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@cooekki 2450 per week?

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shopping with mama yesterday 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 no words, this woman is a king fr

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relatives comparing children to parents like why can't we be smart and more like them is 🤮🤮 sure, I was shy before but this doesn't break my spirit anymore!

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@KwentongPajama no one will admit but the melodic pattern is from Abba

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this school yr is my first time bringing lunch to school. first week was d best, mum made bento lunch surprise. she stopped on second week and just sent fudpanda. told her i don't like Jollibee anymore. she agreed cuz Jollibee everyday is bad so today she sent KFC.

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@boredkrayola I will do the same.

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so today mama sent Jollibee delivery to school, it was a perfect day especially if she only got my section correct!