MDCCCXII

To fuck around is human, to find out is divine.
Forgive them Lord for I will not.

[MDCCCXII @iamthatmorris]

I sell refillable lighters, bothe retail and in wholesale for as low as Kes. 300. Reach me on 0714486508 or visit us at kimathi house,3rd floor,suite 303. We also do countrywide deliveries. Our page is @MorellStores on all SM platforms. THREAD.

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

Mañana comenzará el Mundial, y muchos estarán atentos a los partidos. El fútbol nos recuerda algo que no debemos olvidar: la vida no es una carrera para lucirse en solitario, sino un camino que aprendemos a recorrer juntos. Quien no sabe pasar el balón, aunque tenga talento, todavía no ha entendido el juego. Y quien no sabe vivir con los demás y para los demás, todavía no ha entendido la vida. #ViajeApostólico

[SR🖤 @_Shivam_says]

Hot af🥵

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Head teacher: We called you because your son was caught in the girls’ dormitory

Mom Dad

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

No Risk. No Porsche.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My neighbor's cat got my cat pregnant. I woke up to this on my porch 😂

[Fabian @NKaelid62097]

Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard-of things with it— Chinua Achebe
😭🤣🤣😂

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

“You can’t solve problems with violence”

*opens history book.

Well well well

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

I’m joking but if I was almost assassinated twice I’d probably walk in zig zag for the rest of my life LMFAOO

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Softboy @softboywin]

me at the grocery store believing that i was only gonna pick up a few items and refusing to grab a cart

[Suspect @Abbakr_Abbaty]

What did he mean by “not yet”😧

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

First rule ya kubargain ni kushtuka sana ukiambiwa bei😂😂

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Whenever you're having a bad day, remember:
There is a guy who is going through the same thing you are, but with a fat girlfriend.

[midnightsage. @Odogwunwanyii]

Peaky blinders was literally a movie about English agberos btw.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When your boss tells you to train the new employee and now you have to remember all the "Real rules" and not the ones you invented

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

First in my bloodline kushika mita💸💸.