Jenifer Ekstein

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Taking the subway to work is like a little treat...you never know what crazy you're going to be confronted with on your way to work

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Celebrated the anniversary of my breakup by taking myself on a date. Not sure if that's morbid but here we are, seated in between a crazy woman and an archaeologist.

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Work never fails to become extremely insane end of October through the rest of the year...I guess at the very least, it's reliable

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Running into my ex-boyfriend's best friends at my local cafe was not on my bingo card for this morning

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

There's nothing like the weather coming through with a rainy day to coincide with your hangover day

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Going on hour 25 of travel... I'm now thinking of taking the French butter packets from the lounge because it tastes so much better

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

The sun never fails to humble me

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Long layover thoughts: @elonmusk you changed the name and logo of this app but haven't managed to fully leave between the Twitter blue? Make it make sense

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Feeling like @tomhanks in the Terminal during this long layover

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

For the love of god, when is the dew point going to go below 70 in NYC? I can't take this for much longer... @nymetrowx I need answers!

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

@moriahcarey Literally saw someone wearing a coat and wanted to stop them and be like what are you doing? And are you an alien?

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Can the MTA get fans or something to at least move the air around in the subway? It's not even that hot yet and already sweltering waiting for the train @nycgov

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

There is no better therapy than driving around the suburbs alone, singing at the top of your lungs

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

The people behind Drive to Survive really could make a docuseries about any sport and I would watch and be invested. Currently deep into the Tour de France docuseries - do I care about cycling? I didn't, but sure do now!

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

The place where I truly have zero willpower...the nail salon. If you ask if I want a massage the answer will always be yes

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

@merepar @Andy I had THE EXACT same thought

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Inflation has gone too far this time - the prices of my gum went up. I'm convinced I'm the only one that still buys gum so I'm appalled at this

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Just passed my first sighting of summer interns in NYC...beware

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Why are people wearing leather pants in 80 degree weather?

[Jenifer Ekstein @iamtheJenX]

Nothing hurts worse than a 4-year old telling you you're not a kid and are a grown-up