Slimy Eel (he, him, his)

If you can’t open a beer with a warm sausage, then you are just not thirsty.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Well, it was fun wile it lasted. By tweeps.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Actually it was once again stupidity. Turns out that is you block @elonmusk due to the stupid, repetitive, and stupid push notifications, then there was no way to get the “poll”. So… yeah. #biasedPolllng #sutipsIsWhatStupidDoes

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

I just noticed that I have not seen a single infosec tweet for two days. #InMyFeedThatIsStrange

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Funny, I am glued timo this silly app, I never saw no poll… I wonder if there may be something in my profile that could suggest I would respond in a known way.

[Scott Calvert @MooseFather]

@dynamicsymmetry All this stuff Elon's done looking at minute little pieces of code out of context is hilarious. It's like judging major literary novelists by having them submit 5 different 80 word excerpts from their published works.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

If you are outraged that Elizabeth Holmes has a small child and is pregnant and is going to jail, ask yourself: Who do you think populates women’s prisons?

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

For some reason right now, I am reminded of “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity” - unknown (shockingly)

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

I love that the ads on my Twitter feed are little scrappy companies instead of the big corporate flash it has been. So retro!

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

@elonmusk I thought we were supposed to be all about “free speech”. I’m confused.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

It never ceases to amaze me how much management time is dedicated to the discussion of cost codes.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

@thehousered We were latch key kids. Literally taught to NEVER answer the door. Plus, just give me the website and leave me alone.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Dearest whoever needs to hear this: Freedom of speech means that you can say whatever the fuck you want. It does not mean that you can force me to listen to it.

[Pappy Pillé @keithpille]

oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it"

FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast

[Shannon Raj Singh @ShannonRSingh]

Yesterday was my last day at Twitter: the entire Human Rights team has been cut from the company.

I am enormously proud of the work we did to implement the UN Guiding Principles on Business & Human Rights, to protect those at-risk in global conflicts & crises including Ethiopia,

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Right now Twitter seems to be a platform dedicated to discussing what platform to move to. Tell me more about this Mastodon thing.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Advertising bailing in droves after @elonmusk takes over. Must be some “woke” conspiracy. Yup, only possible explanation.

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

imagine deciding which engineers to keep around based on lines of code and choosing to keep the ones who wrote the MOST

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

My current theory is that nobody at #Microsoft actually uses the software they make. #soVeryBad

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

Went to buy Halloween stuff on you know, like the day before. Not a chance. Plenty of x-mass crap in the store thow.

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

For the listing audience, yes, she did fall off. #fatCat #dumbCat #shesOK

[Slimy Eel (he, him, his) @iamtheeel]

She’s just big boned…