Alex Burton 🇺🇦

Do a bit of photography. In a previous life I’m proud to have done my bit for society

[Alex Burton 🇺🇦 @iamtheengine]

Hello @virginmedia
I’ve got no broadband service in PO16. Service Status sends me to call centre. That says an outage and sends me back to Services Status which is useless.
What is the issue and when will it be fixed ?

[Alex Burton 🇺🇦 @iamtheengine]

@futureiszombie @virginmedia Likewise. Never has the term ‘customer service’ been so misused

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@nedboulting @chrishoy Five beautiful paragraphs 👌

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@jamesrbuk Funny to some I guess but entirely wasted on the audience

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@RichardDawkins Ed. The hope was forlorn. And foolish.

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@hiutdenim Only in America

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@peterjukes Trump doesn’t have a plan for the UK. Or the US.
No doubt NF dreams of this fantasy.

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@simonmayo Heavy on the block/mute today

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@sharrond62 You’re going to be shocked when you find out what the ‘E’ in DEI means

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@PaulbernalUK This is quite a take from someone so sanctimonious about the term ‘working’.
Twitter is without question where irony comes to die.

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@RhonddaBryant @britishmuseum @NationalGallery Cowardice doesn’t get you a say I’m afraid Chris.

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@PaulbernalUK Only if you’re so entrenched in your views that you are unable to see that deriving income from property or investment entails no ‘work’. Only feasible if you see modern life through the prism of a Jane Austen novel

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@PaulbernalUK @Mrleeebeee This is called playing the person but ignoring the point

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@ruth_wishart @patkelly19 Utter clown

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@PippaCrerar @davidyelland It’s going to blow your mind when you discover that football team coaches often get a police escort.

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@IanDunt 😂😂

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Audible gasps in room at result - James Cleverly was 18 points ahead y'day.

I've spoken to Tory MPs today who were voting for their preferred *second* candidate in final two - all were working on basis Cleverly was safe.

"The most sophisticated electorate in the world" 🤨

[Alex Burton 🇺🇦 @iamtheengine]

@mattfrei Is the level of ‘fun’ the measure ?
If so that seems a pretty poor decision. What ever happened to informative and insightful.

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@trogglet @neil_baconator @ProfBrianCox And in other unexpected news we can add EU immigration policy to the list of issues that Brexit supporters didn't understand ( or more likely willfully ignored)
Still beggars belief that a mature democracy made this decision based on lies and half-truths.

[Alex Burton 🇺🇦 @iamtheengine]

@neil_baconator @ProfBrianCox Perhaps. But it was a concept of ‘sovereignty’ that none of them understood or could articulate

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@IanDunt They’re just colouring books.
Ages 3-5 yrs. She’s nearly ready them all