Gerald Ajim🇰🇪

Agnostic/ Manchester Utd/ Rock&Metal🎸/ Humanist/ Economist/Writer/Policommunications/ Audiophile/Cinephile/

[LuziraBoy🇨🇩 @ZenjiSimon]

Every Ugandan luo needs a weekend in Nairobi with Kenyan luos, just so they can see what a luo can really be😂 when not weighed down by the scars of war and generations of political/economic marginalization!

[DesmundOris @Desmund_Oris]

After what Lionel Messi did to him, I doubt he will ever help anyone get up on their feet again.

Helped Messi get up only for Messi to embarrass him by nutmegging him😭😭😂😂

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines 'BOLD' extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

Ni mbaya😂

[Billem Dafoe @Billem_DaFoe]

Once you have loved and been loved by a whore, you realize just how pathetically little the average woman brings to your life

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

@theespinstar @Lewan_____ 😂😂😂😂we assumed the master was joking

[Lewan 🇬🇭👻 @Lewan_____]

England has never lost to an African team in the history of the FIFA World Cup. 

Ghana has never lost their second group stage match at a FIFA World Cup.

[Topz @tophz_]

Game of Thrones set the bar so high that nothing I’ve watched since has come close. Am I missing a series that can actually compete?

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Jurgen Klopp trying to pull Alexis Mac Allister's jersey off him 😂

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Messi is a joke. For me the best ever.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

This is a worldclass tweet😭

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Shortly after setting the record for most penalties missed at a World Cup (3), he becomes the top scorer of ALL TIME at FIFA Men’s World Cups 🐐

[MC @CrewsMat10]

LIONEL MESSI ABSOLUTELY SMASHED THAT INTO THE NET.

HIS BALL STRIKING AT 38 IS INSANE🔥🐐

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

@EugeneOdiya @RealNate08 Probably he means Ruai😂😂. Juu hata sahi niko Ruaka walking

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Gachau ako insta aki deworm na dawa ya mbuzi

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

@ngughii Mtu alimpiga si wa gym?🤔

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

@theespinstar @AnkurMessi_ 😂😂Bro this time ni intense. Hata England na USA wako na chance. Na Morocco pia ukikaa vibaya wanapita na wewe😂😂.

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

@theespinstar @AnkurMessi_ 😂😂Bro I just tagged you on it so that you also witness the slander of our beloved Manchester Legend. Sikuwa na ubaya. In fact this time I want Portugal to win against anyone but Africans and Brazil😂

[Gerald Ajim🇰🇪 @iamthegerald]

@theespinstar @AnkurMessi_ Makosa ni yangu😂😂