vince🦈

I shouldn't be able to feel my milk

[vince🦈 @iamtheguy_]

https://t.co/4lsRjr5e1k

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

do you fw guys who have almost no gmail storage remaining

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Florida’s literacy rate just dropped 5%

[۟ @allofthel0ve]

my belly button is a Phillips head screw, and when I unscrew it, my penis falls off

[swinky @swinkying]

Stinking my tongue out at you

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Captain has given the order to fire but the gun is so loud that im probably not going to do that

[vince🦈 @iamtheguy_]

barely slept, knee killing me, phantom shit right by my head, Cooper just stole the whole couch and won't move what if I actually just kill myself

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Rock hard thinking about Trivia

[vince🦈 @iamtheguy_]

YouTube music is fascinating, clicked on super rich kids and downtown by macklemore started playing instead :)

[grace @gracefishlove]

sex not real. havent seen it

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If a Genie Gave me Three Wishes I would wish for Two Purple Skittles and then for my Presence be Eliminated from The Earth and Wiped from the Minds of Those who have ever Know Me

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Petting my dog so fast my hand gets sanded down to a nub

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

An animated series based on the ‘WARRIOR CATS’ books is in the works at Disney+

Releasing in 2028 on Disney+

[vince🦈 @iamtheguy_]

why did kayla giving me money for babysitting feel like there was a more nefarious deal going on other than child care

[jaz @bedsyarms]

fuck i never should’ve gotten into buying hockey cards but hey at least it’s better than buying drugs

[Bitzel @BitzelYT]

so full of water. my belly is an indoor pool, for pizza to swim in. Sorry, Just kidding around. I also say normal things if that’s more your thing

[👤 @user836462848]

Im gonna stuff little stuart with pop rocks and force him to down a 2 liter of coke.

[turbomander @turbomander]

*exhaling into a bubble wand like its a cigarette* ...fuck it. you guys wanna play pretend or something

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

happy draft day to all who celebrate