It's Melissa🌈

Just a girl who gets bored once in a while and needs humor, news and other various distractions.

[Kit Williamson @kitwilliamson]

I get why Riley Gaines is scared of the blue wave

She’s not the best swimmer

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

And so it was.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we gotta slow down the fucken posts we can’t use up all our jokes on one night what are we gonna do when someone shitty dies tomorrow

[. @cyclingpoke89]

NW 39th street OKC

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@rickyalden65 I’m not worried because I’m going to get a free sex change. Boom, I’ll be a white man and run as a Republican. Thanks for playing 🤣🤣🤣

[⚡️Self-Driving Car Instructor⚡️🐸💙 @Want2RunAgain]

@AdamParkhomenko

[Leftist Militant Granny @manpower1955]

@AdamParkhomenko

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@BlackLabelAdvsr Shit….Jon talked to God, y’all 🤣🤣🤣

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@SquatchsSack Pretty sure we’re all aligned, you okay Sacky?

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@ksorbs I double checked my ballot…no option to vote in socialism or communism. Hope this clears it all up for you.

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@MaryCol81396498 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@GuntherEagleman Yes, and we’re getting new mosques too, so excited!!!

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@GuntherEagleman Oh no!!! Someone give me back my ballot so I can fix this nothing burger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@kylenabecker We are, thanks!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@OUftball Well she’s getting a free sex change now, so she’ll be safe. Thanks for the concern!

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@KaitMarieox “I can’t be a racist, I know a black guy…”

This is how you guys lost, BTW.

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@HeidiBriones So now they’re just sad married lesbians.

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@MisfitPatriot Right after we get the borders open sweets!!!

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@MisfitPatriot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[It's Melissa🌈 @iamthemelissa]

@GladonX Then enjoy your rest bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣