The Moon

What up

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Yall want me now that I'm the blood moon, where were ya when I was just the regular moon?

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

This is the first time I've ever donated to a Gofundme and I would love it if you did too. 'Piggy's surgery aid ' https://t.co/hKHw0IfxGT

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Do you remember the moon? I remember. I remember when we still talked. But now...the moon is alone. Just come get your stupid flag.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

This is an incredibly offensive depiction of me and I'm pressing charges. Merry Christmas.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Call your mom and ask if she's heard the new JB album. Tell her it slaps. We collabed on a photoshoot once.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Hey there its your old friend the Moon with a quick fact: Most of the stars you see at night are already dead and life is meaningless.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

I'm so full

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

@carlygante @ivyrbutz sup

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Hey guys. I'm the moon. And yeah

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

I'm drunk again. I am the moon. Space is a vacuum of soul crushing loneliness. I am the moon.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

I'm drunk

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

@TechTheShark he stepped on my head and he stole my rocks. They were my friends! I am the moon.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

@TechTheShark do not tell people about the moon

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Psst...I'm the moon...

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

@SiempieMC hey pal

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Still here. Still the moon.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

@plutosgems hey bud what's up

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Your eye is no place for a big pizza pie. You will be burned. I am the moon.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Contrary to what Frank says, if I was to hit your eye like a big pizza pie it would not be amoré, it would be extremely painful.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

Truth be told, I do not understand what a tree is. Are trees earth's hair? Am I bald? Maybe so, but I am beautiful. I am the moon.

[The Moon @iamthemoonlol]

@haha_bts I can see you. You aren't John Cena